Neither Gandhi nor Klein

So I’ve been seeing images all over the internet with Gandhi’s face, claiming that he said “first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”

And it’s a charming quote – the repetition and then the break, addressing you directly at the end, shifting agency. There are just two problems:

  1. Gandhi never said it. It was actually union leader, lawyer, and Marcus Garvey-supporter Nicholas Klein. Gandhi did say “when ridicule fails to kill a movement it begins to command respect,” which sounds similar but offers a lot less vicarious victory frisson.
  2. Klein never said “then you win.” He said “And then they build monuments to you.” The difference may seem subtle but it’s critical: neither Gandhi nor Klein believed in happily ever after. They understood what it meant to fight for something: that the fight will never be over. Making monuments – granting symbolic victories – can be a tactic as much as anything else, to render lip service instead of actual concessions, to maintain a hierarchical relationship, to disempower through paternalistic approval. Theater director Julian Beck used the quote in exactly this sense: “Then, they heap you with honors. Or make you into a statue. Stone. Dead.” “Then you win” promises eucatastrophe. It’s the conservative fantasy that Superman stories are built from; that all would be well except for this temporary aberration – once it’s cleared up, paradise must inevitably return.

TIL that in the 16th century Moldavia was an autonomous vassal state under the broad Ottoman umbrella, and briefly…

TIL that in the 16th century Moldavia was an autonomous vassal state under the broad Ottoman umbrella, and briefly independent from the turn of the 17th century through the 30 Years War.

A period of profound crisis followed. Moldavia stopped issuing its own coinage circa 1520, under Prince Ștefăniță, when it was confronted with rapid depletion of funds and rising demands from the Porte. …during the 1650s and 1660s, princes began relying on counterfeit coinage – usually copies of Swedish riksdalers

This is a lovely, legible map of Europe AFTER the 30 Years’ War.

This is a lovely, legible map of Europe AFTER the 30 Years’ War. It’s a century late and not perfectly reliable for the trade pbem and it’s not hexified, so I guess wait for the official version, but it does at least explain:

1. why you can’t go to Germany

2. why everyone hates Spain

3. why you don’t trifle with either the Austrians or the Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth.

OK guys, the trade game is totally starting in the next 2 weeks:

OK guys, the trade game is totally starting in the next 2 weeks:

Hey all

I am shortly (like within the next 2 weeks) going to be starting a pbem game of trading in 17th century Europe.

It’s like the Han Solo game in Traveller but just before The 30 Years War.

It is a test of rules I’ve been writing. They’re for LotFP but also work as a stand-alone trading and traveling game – by horse, cart, ship and letter of credit.

The year is 1599. You play a junior member of a rich European family. You have been loaned 1000sp with which to make your fortune in the next 2 years – whoever comes back with the most profit gets to be part of the East India Company and sail to the Spice Islands where money literally grows on trees.

Play will start in 1-week turns, (one week of game time = 1 week of real time) but hopefully speed up to 1 month per week. It will be conducted over email and/or discord, so it survives the demise of G+. There’s a map and info available about ports, wars etc. You decide what you’re going to do, how you’re using your money, where you’re going, and I DM it all, using bespoke rules for trade and sea fights. There is potential to get into trouble with pirates, capture each other, spread rumours, run blockades etc along the way.

Comment here if you’re interested – you’ll need to give me an email address. Maps, details forthcoming. Everyone is welcome.

(and CCH players: I will be restarting both games in the next 2-3 weeks too!)

(pictured: a Japanese image of the Portuguese carracks that used to show up regularly in the 1600-1630 period. This is how people imagine the prize on offer)

since I’m still receiving some notifications from community posts, I figured I’d put this here.

since I’m still receiving some notifications from community posts, I figured I’d put this here.

My forwarding address:

where to find me post G+:

mewe: mewe.com/i/richardg

pluspora: richardg@pluspora.com

blog: lurkerablog.wordpress.com

It looks like any future games I run – of Tartary, CCH or anything else – will probably happen over discord, once I figure out how.

discord: richardgrenville#1863

– server: countercolonialheistcrawl

– (that shows up for me as

https://discordapp.com/channels/522481264293576740/522481264293576757

dunno if that’s useful to you. The possibly out-of-date invite is

https://discord.gg/EhSVNj )

I’ve got an archive of this group (if it worked) and I’ll try to put it up on lurkerablog at some stage. Guys, it’s been amazing.

Originally shared by Richard G

Adam Thornton when you ran Eusyram’s Epic Adventure and Paolo Greco and I were borderline incoherent at the end, we were in Bois le Roi, outside Fontainebleau, France.

I just learned that William “Sparrow” Robinson, sports writer and barfly, purported inventor of the Old Pal, spent the final years of his life and died in Bois le Roi.

https://cold-glass.com/2013/03/05/the-mystery-of-the-old-pal-cocktail/

Harry McElhone’s origin story for the Old Pal is, I suppose, written in a pastiche of Robinson’s style.

I have not been able to establish in which house in particular, but I like the idea of him occupying one of the “Affolantes.”

http://www.leparisien.fr/bois-le-roi-77590/en-images-les-affolantes-des-maisons-de-villegiature-pittoresques-en-bord-de-seine-29-08-2017-7221582.php

https://www.baseball-fever.com/forum/general-baseball/history-of-the-game/21726-meet-the-sports-writers/page14?57538-Meet-The-Sports-Writers&s=8d542c6a56fda33b897bc118074fe517//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20161004-was-modern-art-a-weapon-of-the-cia?fbclid=IwAR2FoHJ8QLM1IWRlQh3FsHsPbkoVvIc…

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20161004-was-modern-art-a-weapon-of-the-cia?fbclid=IwAR2FoHJ8QLM1IWRlQh3FsHsPbkoVvIcyQsX4iDafFAAeUFAV4dZrRI7Q6E4

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20161004-was-modern-art-a-weapon-of-the-cia?fbclid=IwAR2FoHJ8QLM1IWRlQh3FsHsPbkoVvIcyQsX4iDafFAAeUFAV4dZrRI7Q6E4//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

https://guacamoley.com/lol/2019/01/13/woman-banned-from-texas-walmart-after-drinking-wine-out-of-pringles-can/?utm_co…

https://guacamoley.com/lol/2019/01/13/woman-banned-from-texas-walmart-after-drinking-wine-out-of-pringles-can/?utm_content=inf_10_3742_2&utm_campaign=GTAK&tse_id=INF_337f6dc0178111e9b433ab68d22425b2

https://guacamoley.com/lol/2019/01/13/woman-banned-from-texas-walmart-after-drinking-wine-out-of-pringles-can/?utm_content=inf_10_3742_2&utm_campaign=GTAK&tse_id=INF_337f6dc0178111e9b433ab68d22425b2//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Sometimes you find out that there were other people working on your project simultaneously all along.

Sometimes you find out that there were other people working on your project simultaneously all along.

Elia is a sculpture designed by Ingvar Cronhammar in Herning, Denmark. It is a large, spherical dome with four columns reaching 32 meters (105 ft). The dome, itself, has a diameter of 60 meters (200 ft). A large tube located in the center of the sculpture randomly blasts flames 8 meters (26 ft) into the air for about 25 seconds. These random bursts can occur anytime in periods of about two months and will not occur if it is too windy or if people are too close. * The work was inaugurated in September 2001

* concession because Denmark

Originally shared by Tore Nielsen

Elia,

Hands of production raised in approbation.

Heart of industry,

Spark of progress borne in Her iron womb.

Can ever the hands of man, reverently scarred by gear and furnace be worthy of

Elia?

yeah so, with hangouts going away at some point I’ve joined discord.

Originally shared by Richard G

yeah so, with hangouts going away at some point I’ve joined discord. I cannot promise to be there at any particular time, though, nor to be active on chat. But I guess it’s the best option now for videochat gaming?

The invite for countercolonialheistcrawl is

https://discord.gg/EhSVNj

apparently it will expire in 24 hours, so… whenever you see this and you’re ready to join, hit me up again.

https://discord.gg/EhSVNj//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

it’s nice to see Rufus Sewell getting more parts, if only because then more people might understand who the Dragon…

it’s nice to see Rufus Sewell getting more parts, if only because then more people might understand who the Dragon King is meant to be.

I will be picking this up on Mewe or pluspora unless someone has a better idea. I hear hangouts will also die sooner or later: maybe skype will provide the answer, if anyone has insight on that, too, that would be marvelous.

According to wikipedia, Belphegor translated is Lord of the Gap.

Originally shared by Chris P.

According to wikipedia, Belphegor translated is Lord of the Gap. You know, I didn’t know demons of gluttony and sloth could be so TRENDY! But then he did tempt people with discoveries and new inventions to make them RICH! So why not FASHION discoveries?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belphegor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gap_Inc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belphegor//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/paperboy-accosted-throwing-fake-news-mans-home/?fbclid=IwAR0YMv1B-PZCCln4fd1cLi4IR…

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/paperboy-accosted-throwing-fake-news-mans-home/?fbclid=IwAR0YMv1B-PZCCln4fd1cLi4IR_pTjxMjJ73JnTPMQITDx9J23-nnvf6CENc

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/paperboy-accosted-throwing-fake-news-mans-home/?fbclid=IwAR0YMv1B-PZCCln4fd1cLi4IR_pTjxMjJ73JnTPMQITDx9J23-nnvf6CENc//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

This is pretty much perfect Tartary, of a kind I could never have envisioned when the project started.

This is pretty much perfect Tartary, of a kind I could never have envisioned when the project started. Humans imitating bots to create bulk content, chasing ad revenue at the bottom end of investment and return, and the unwanted products traumatizing ignored children. Thanks Anne Hunter:

The architecture [Google has] built to extract the maximum revenue from online video is being hacked by persons unknown to abuse children, perhaps not even deliberately…. a small studio of people (half a dozen, maybe more) making high volumes of low quality content to reap ad revenue by tripping certain requirements of the system (length in particular seems to be a factor).

…online kids’ content is one of the few alternative ways of making money from 3D animation because the aesthetic standards are lower and independent production can profit through scale.

…In the official timeline, Peppa is appropriately reassured by a kindly dentist. In the version above, she is basically tortured, before turning into a series of Iron Man robots and performing the Learn Colours dance.

I don’t really want to use the term “human-led” any more about these videos, although they contain all the same tropes and actual people acting them out. I no longer have any idea what’s going on…

https://medium.com/@jamesbridle/something-is-wrong-on-the-internet-c39c471271d2//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Declare LARPing.

Declare LARPing.

But it should go to Mt. Ararat, that’s nearer the Black Sea.

Originally shared by Rhys Taylor

A life-size replica of Noah’s Ark, built and moored in the Netherlands, could soon be making its way to Israel. The boat’s Dutch builder, Johan Huibers, told the Jewish Telegraphic Agency (JTA) last week that he hopes to take the vessel to Israel. “This is a copy of God’s ship. It only makes sense to take it to God’s land,” he said.

Yes. That makes perfect sense. I can find no faults with the logic whatsoever.

There’s a small hitch though. Although it is sea-worthy, the wooden vessel has no motor so it will need to be pulled by tugboats. The cost is estimated at more than €1 million. His second boat, finished in 2013, is 124 metres long, 22 metres high and weighs 2,500 tons. Built with €4 million-worth of donations, the Ark can carry more than 5,000 people on its five decks.

Which unfortunately is probably too small to house the entire population of Creationists.

https://www.euronews.com/2018/11/29/builder-of-life-size-noah-s-ark-plans-to-sail-boat-to-israel//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I almost feel this is too easy but really, no Tartary collection could be complete without him.

I almost feel this is too easy but really, no Tartary collection could be complete without him.

Originally shared by Rhys Taylor

Completely bizarre and woefully misguided. Worth reading its entirety but here’s the condensed version.

Blair spent more than two decades as a construction worker, a trade that took a toll on his body. In the late 2000s, when the Great Recession hit and his industry slumped, he started looking for another source of income in liberal political blogging. But although it was fun and a few people started reading, blogging didn’t pay. And so he tried another tactic. He began to write fabricated tales that looked like real news headlines. Streams of consciousness flowed from his head to the keyboard.

When he saw the results online, the hundreds and thousands of likes and shares his posts were getting, he felt validated. Far more people were interested in fake news than Blair’s opinions or true stories.

He took on the personas of patriotic Americans outraged at President Obama, liberals, feminists, the Black Lives Matter movement and more. He delighted in people who took the lies for the truth and shared the stories as if they had come from real news websites. The success of the fakes led Blair to create a Facebook page called America’s Last Line of Defense. It was dedicated to fake news stories aimed at staunch Republicans and supporters of President Donald Drumpf.

The headlines were sensational and sometimes even offensive. They had one aim – to provoke an emotional response that would get people to share them. Blair himself describes the headlines he wrote as “racist and bigoted”. But they went viral – and those shares turned into clicks, which turned into cash.

Satire – not news, not opinion, and not propaganda – is how Blair [a committed liberal Democrat] describes his work. His aim is to trick conservative Americans into sharing false news, in the hope of showing what he calls their “stupidity”.

“We’ve gone out of our way to market it as satire, to make sure that everybody knows that this isn’t real,” he says, pointing out that some of his pages have more prominent disclaimers than the world-famous satire site The Onion.

Once his stories go viral, the Facebook comments burst forth. And that’s when Christopher Blair the fake news writer becomes Christopher Blair the crusading left-wing troll. The faker becomes the exposer, weeding out and reporting the most extreme users among his fans.

“I can show you hundreds of profiles we’ve had taken down,” he says. He claims that he’s exposed Ku Klux Klan members and hardcore racists. “We’ve had people fired from their jobs,” he says. “We’ve exposed them to their families. Say what you want about me being a monster. I’m pretty proud.”

Yeah, sure, expose and shame the chronic lunatics, but could you please do that without feeding the fires of hyperpartisan politics ? If you have to fake news – and you don’t – couldn’t you write fake stories that would work in favour of your (professed) own liberal policies rather than against them ?

Mad as clams.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/the_godfather_of_fake_news//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Two trips down memory lane for the price of one:

Two trips down memory lane for the price of one:

a) maybe it’s because I’m English but I feel like we have a better visual understanding of London before the fire than pretty much any other definitively vanished 17th century place. Not sure about all those open braziers.

b) I remember doing these helicopter fly-throughs! Ah 1996, a more innocent time. These guys have better lighting and surface detail than we did in the 90s, though… wait. 2013??

…..I spent much of the noughties dreaming of finally making decent computer graphic historical reconstructions. I thought if you just did it well enough – and made it interactive – people would come. Turns out the Assassin’s Creed series of games is the closest analogue to actually get made so far and it achieves higher graphical quality than any non-commercial enterprise.

These guys are impressive for a 6-person team with limited funding but if you really want to realize their dream it’s probably best to pitch Ubisoft a pre-fire plot. Warning: they don’t pay any better than your hardscrabble academic project that nobody wants to fund.

http://www.openculture.com/2013/11/fly-through-17th-century-london.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

The emissaries of the Chinese and Cham empires use finely carved wooden tigers as passports: the tigers fit together perfectly with carvings held by ambassadors or viziers in tributary kingdoms, forming a kind of key/lock system of identifiers that it’s famously difficult to forge. They are also used to pass encrypted messages.

Originally shared by Brandes Stoddard

Grabbed from Twitter, and relevant to the interests of many of my friends.

So, I watch Many a True Nerd’s gaming videos.

So, I watch Many a True Nerd’s gaming videos.

Mother Superior in his new Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare is clearly a latter day Padre Antonio. (She’s in Episode 3 as well, but this is probably the best single clip if you’re only going to watch one.)

https://youtu.be/_Buy4UsHLW4?t=1697

or even more specifically,

https://youtu.be/_Buy4UsHLW4?t=1744

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Buy4UsHLW4//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

So you’re writing a set of rules for handling trade in Europe in 1600-1650.

So you’re writing a set of rules for handling trade in Europe in 1600-1650. And one thing that is traded is distilled grain alcohol, often flavoured with some herbs, often barrel aged for at least a few months. What would you call it in the rules?

Complicating factors:

In the Netherlands this would be called jenever (no need to specify that it’s “oude” style in the 1600s, that’s all there is) or more likely korenwyn (literally “grain wine”). Or even more likely, brandewyn (“burning wine), which is where we get the word “brandy” from. But that’ll be either unfamiliar or outright confusing, since in English today “brandy” generally means French barrel-aged grape distillate, more narrowly termed “cognac.” Dutch Gin, standardized as we know it with juniper only started in about 1660.

In Scotland it might be called uisge (Whisky – short for uisge-beatha, lit. “water of life”), which neatly captures the barrel aging bit… except that they wouldn’t start barrel-aging whisky until about 1800 or so – before that it was a white spirit.

In the USA today people use the term “schnapps” for any sort of under-specified, flavoured distillate, although it’s more properly white spirits distilled from orchard fruits (like French eaux de vie). Depending on the audience, people will probably imagine either something radioactive-pink and sugary or ultra-high-end like a top shelf grappa.

So… choose one or tell me in comments, please!

So, along the lines of “Genghis Khan”:

So, along the lines of “Genghis Khan”:

http://www.openculture.com/2018/09/slowed-recording-dolly-partons-jolene-sounds-great-full-complex-meaning.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+OpenCulture+%28Open+Culture%29

She really does sound like Roy Orbison, and the song being a guy singing to a girl about stealing his man…makes it a very different song.

http://www.openculture.com/2018/09/slowed-recording-dolly-partons-jolene-sounds-great-full-complex-meaning.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed:+OpenCulture+(Open+Culture)//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Richard G it occurred to me that you posted “….I’m planning to start running CCH again one of these days.

Richard G it occurred to me that you posted “….I’m planning to start running CCH again one of these days… after I have the trade rules in usable/testable form.”

Well, considering where we are in the campaign, I highly doubt Adam Thornton and I will be doing any serious trading any time soon. Not that I’m badgering you to run (actually that’s what I’m doing), but it would be a shame for you to make all those nice trading rules, only for the two of us to ignore them so we can go sailing up Cthulhu’s butt hole. Probably best to get past that part now, yes?

Spider-Man video game might be the thing to get me to read Foucault, bc Spiderman is absolutely obsessed with…

Spider-Man video game might be the thing to get me to read Foucault, bc Spiderman is absolutely obsessed with putting people in prison. Constantly gloating about putting people in Ryker’s, teaming up with the NYPD chief of police, beating the shit out of rioting prisoners, complaining about how “drugs is one of [his] least favorite crimes”. He’s a fucking carceral demigod.

What’s doubly weird is the game is obviously trying–the main cops are a Japanese-American woman and a Black man, and all the “thugs” (a term liberally used) are all white. It tries to deracialize crime while setting a game about criminals and criminality in real life NYC, a place where crime is racialized and race is criminalized.

And to really top it all off, they named their major African-American character Jefferson Davis in what appears to be a very unhappy accident.

Tartary is littered with pipelines and flyovers.

Tartary is littered with pipelines and flyovers. Most are broken or abandoned – conduits to far away places where the supply and demand have long since dried up. But a few are still running, pumping and dropping trash “unintentionally” on the people who inhabit the uninteresting places between.

Originally shared by Andres Soolo

If you liked how Russia built a pipeline through the Baltic Sea, bypassing Poland and everything to the east of it, so that its fossil fuel sales to West Europe wouldn’t be disturbed by political disturbances it’s been planning to cause in East Europe, you might also appreciate how China built a railroad through Iran so it could sell its manufactured goods to EMEA without a risk from any of the disturbances Russia might have been planning to cause on the New Silk Road.

The reality is that cutting a path across Russia is a long rail route that is only going to be attractive to high-value small objects which are still fairly limited in production volume in Xinjiang – and can now instead go along the route to Ukraine. Mass-produced, high-volume goods for which China is famous are much better placed going by sea to Europe. Unless, that is, the ultimate market is in the heart of the Eurasian continent. And this is where the route across Iran is interesting – connecting China’s markets directly to the bustling bazaars of the Middle East.

https://www.scmp.com/comment/insight-opinion/article/1913441/chinas-new-silk-road-designed-cut-russia-out-eurasian-trade//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

A foul conspiracy is responsible for undermining the HUGEST presidency ever.

A foul conspiracy is responsible for undermining the HUGEST presidency ever.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-conspiracy-memo-aimed-at-obama-aides-that-circulated-in-the-trump-white-house

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-conspiracy-memo-aimed-at-obama-aides-that-circulated-in-the-trump-white-house//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

And we’re back.

And we’re back. The thing about the Goiania Accident is, it requires constant vigilance to keep it from happening again and again. And constant vigilance is hard to arrange even when you have a single responsible agency.

To quote Paolo Greco from the first post: radioactive scrap does way more damage than dirty bombs. Thing is, in one case, there’s a toxic and carcinogenic item that feels absolutely normal so it can keep ok killing for a long while. On the other, a bomb explodes, so the bomb squad arrives, and while it has already done victims at least there’s the option of someone bringing a radiometer.

Originally shared by Zedeck Siew

This Is What Malaysia Is Like:

Two dudes casually lose some Iridium-192 from off the back of their pick-up truck. Apparently it can be used to make dirty bombs — but barring terrorism our Atomic Energy Licensing Board mainly worries that:

” … the person who finds the device and has no knowledge of its content, may dismantle it to be sold as scrap metal, thus causing mass exposure to radioactive materials. “

https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2018/08/403235/exclusive-radioactive-device-missing

https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2018/08/403235/exclusive-radioactive-device-missing//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Although not in any of the Tartary geographical areas (I think), this is still pretty Tartary in spirit.

Although not in any of the Tartary geographical areas (I think), this is still pretty Tartary in spirit.

https://www.businessinsider.com/christopher-robin-banned-in-china-reportedly-because-of-memes-2018-8?utm_content=bufferb9d6f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-ti

https://www.businessinsider.com/christopher-robin-banned-in-china-reportedly-because-of-memes-2018-8?utm_content=bufferb9d6f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-ti//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

it’s still happening.

it’s still happening.

Haven’t checked yet to see if these are from Gustavus Adolphus’s time, so not totally sure if counter-colonial.

Still, #nephilimheists

Originally shared by Chris L Sheppard

A very Conan-esque heist. Except maybe the motorboat part. So what do you think; enough XP to level up?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/swedish-royal-crown-jewels-thieves-motorboat-1.4769483//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

This seems to be about as Tartary as you can get.

This seems to be about as Tartary as you can get.

https://news.avclub.com/its-3-p-m-lets-watch-fox-news-blame-mr-rogers-for-r-1827757092?rev=1532362329684&utm_content=Main&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=SF

https://news.avclub.com/its-3-p-m-lets-watch-fox-news-blame-mr-rogers-for-r-1827757092?rev=1532362329684&utm_content=Main&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=SF//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

1905

1905

Japan: “Check it out, we’re white and successful like you, let’s rule the world together! We already beat up Russia and China!”

Europe: “Hell no, you are exotic and erotic but you’re not white and you’re not welcome.”

1980

Japan: “We’re successful like you, let’s manage the…”

Europe: “Sorry dudes but we’re glued to America, the guys who stopped you last time. Ninjas are cool and exotic but your multinationals are scary and you still smell of Yellow Peril to us.”

2018

Japan: “Guys…”

Europe: “Oh hell yes come on over here. Have you seen those dastandly Americans, Chinese and Russians?”

Originally shared by Jürgen Hubert

The best deals!

All made possible by Donald Trump.

https://news.sky.com/story/european-union-signs-its-biggest-ever-trade-deal-after-striking-agreement-with-japan-11439525//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

things nobody but me will care about:

things nobody but me will care about:

I finally found out how much it cost to ship grain from Poland to Amsterdam in CCH’s time frame.

This is important for writing trade rules because it’s the Olympic Gold of cheap freight carriage in the early 17th century – the run for which you need to play every trick, cut every corner, wheedle out of every bribe and drive your crew into penury, because it’s the most competitive shipping market in the world. Free, open market, safe seas (in peacetime), mostly clockwork weather, reliable supply and demand, low margin on the product. If anyone can shave a penny off the cost, they get the contract.

The record-holder is in 1621: fl 6.5 per kornlast for the round-trip, Amsterdam to Danzig and back. It would cost another fl 1.6 to get the damn stuff off the ship, weighed, and into a warehouse on arrival. After that, fl 2-3/month was common for storage costs, plus maybe another fl 0.3 for someone to come and turn it over every couple of days to stop it going moldy.

holy shit Howie Mandel is one of those glow in the dark scorpions that you can blast with insane amounts of…

holy shit Howie Mandel is one of those glow in the dark scorpions that you can blast with insane amounts of weirdness and they just shrug it off. You can see Mel B melting under the strain andHeidi’s gonna just break one day and let rip with an assault rifle but Howie will just keep smilin’ thru.

The rich sending people on fetch quests simply for their amusement. Sounds like it has Tartary written all over it.

The rich sending people on fetch quests simply for their amusement. Sounds like it has Tartary written all over it.

Originally shared by Chris P.

This is easy pickings for an adventure idea.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jul/02/forrest-fenn-treasure-hunters-millionaire-rockies

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jul/02/forrest-fenn-treasure-hunters-millionaire-rockies//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Around 1700 most of the insurance industry suddenly moved from Amsterdam to London.

Around 1700 most of the insurance industry suddenly moved from Amsterdam to London.

The Dutch East India Company’s most profitable period had been the 30 years immediately prior. During the 18th century, the Dutch empire fell and the British one rose.

Originally shared by Ade Oshineye

I remember when this would have been unthinkable

http://www.cityam.com/288691/going-dutch-london-stock-exchange-applies-amsterdam-trading//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

also, sharp little bits of plastic packaging

also, sharp little bits of plastic packaging

Originally shared by Roger Giner-Sorolla

I don’t know if you’ve read Ligotti’s story “Nethescurial”, but its revelation that the material of the universe is fundamentally horrid and repulsive just got realer (and with no help from any politician)

upside: SF will now have to include space car washes

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/27/space-is-full-of-dirty-toxic-grease-scientists-reveal//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

We now see that all this chaos is because of the really Deep State, as in the Caverns of Disorder.

We now see that all this chaos is because of the really Deep State, as in the Caverns of Disorder.

https://politics.theonion.com/grumblethor-the-mischievous-pleased-with-mayhem-his-mag-1823955757?utm_campaign=SF&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=Facebook&utm_content=Main

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