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Tattered Remains of Tartary 
Dear rest of the beer-drinking world:
We apologize.
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We’re America. Bryan. We NEVER apologize.
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True. Not even for wretched near-beer.
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Whit? Is that an excuse to say that America is shit?
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I refuse to apologize but I will kind of give a helpless shrug as one does when your uncle gets a little too drunk at a wedding.
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I remember at the hotel we had a bunch of people from a Norwegian automotive club. Now, our city has a reputation as a beer-drinker’s paradise. Lots of local breweries, people come from miles around specifically to sample the beer, etc. They proceeded to drink almost our entire stock of Bud Lite and Corona.
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the local McDonald’s of beer.
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Haha buddies wife’s brother from Germany came down for a week, and he and his gf did the same thing: a veritable whirwind tour of crappy beer much to my friend’s chagrin. And I mean straight up Lone Star and Natural Light. 😀
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and then they get back home and it’s like “Yep, Americans have shitty beer and also no vacation time let’s go backpacking for a couple of weeks just ’cause.”
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or something like that.
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What’s the Monty Python line, about comparing American beer to making love in a canoe?
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Jeremy Duncan hahah also actually led to “let’s have a baby for free and take crazy maternity/paternity leave cause our whole f*ckin system is badass.” We like to think the Natty Light led to the increased testicular productivity, but who knows. 😀
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