A character:
Kaaa the Cannibal
all the A’s are pronounced, like a mean laugh
if he could spell, he still wouldn’t spell it with apostrophes, because that would definitely be a poison curse.
DEX +2, WIS +1, INT and CHA -1.
Sneaking 3D, Murdering 2D, Tattooing 1D, Pirate Boarder 1D.
Gear: (expert scavenger) stolen machete, stolen pry-bar, stolen arquebus + 10 shots, stolen mirror.
Things in the world that have something to do with him:
1. Gravely wounded a Dutch captain; since he didn’t have time to eat him all, he did the proper thing and just ate the part which represented the distilled essence of the Dutch captain (his hat). He knows which brothel the captain is convalescing in, if he wants to go back for more pieces.
2. Before he could lay claim to his ship, however (the Hat granting the power of Having-a-Ship-ness, obvs.) it was boarded and captured by Portuguese opportunists. The shrewd Dutch sailors are making sailing miserable for the Catholic officers who captured them, so they haven’t gotten their prize very far away. None of them know it’s Kaaa’s ship.
Tattered Remains of Tartary 
nobody knows! Except Kaaa
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this here is a thing of beauty, btw. I cannot wait to start running this game.
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…and possibly that Dutch captain.
I don’t know if this is the same “one of the enemy’s ships, on the edge of mutiny” as John Cater’s but if so, those fools must have seriously pissed off their dour, hairy god.
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also, thank you!
making sense of my Barrel draws was fun but taxing.
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