Play report:
a lot of planning, scouting. Chris P.’s mercenary woulda totally died if I’d had the Arduin tables ready to hand. As it turns out, he’ll be out of action for a couple of weeks.
Birds hate other birds. They also fear crocodiles, but if they’re assured the crocs are on their side, they’ll take out their death urges on other birds first.
Jason Kielbasa has discovered the Dick Move. I confidently expect that this will kill the whole campaign.
Tattered Remains of Tartary 
Oh maybe, weaponizing Poke/spirit-magic is a thing that can be so accidentally done to throw off animal balance.
I need the sky things and the apex predators to be friends b/c the sky things want to be down with that always and the apex are like fuuuuuuck if I can get these bullies off my back. If I get these 2 animals to friend I can get shit done.
That said human never realizes or cares that you made bird and crocodile politics real tense and king fishers are now the worse b/c oysters don’t taste good. like they lied/said.
spirit magic is fraught with politics.
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The bird cussing out other birds totally needs to be a named NPC now.
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And recurring.
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Jason Kielbasa Being pretty unbalanced themselves, PCs tend to spread their disease to the rest of their environment pretty easily.
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Richard, what is the dick move? Was a cockblocker not available?
Inquiring minds need to know.
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OMG Paolo Greco a cockblocker would be devastating in this campaign.
I did not plan this, I swear.
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…the Dick Move is an attempt to harvest penis pearls from a corpse. books.google.com – Southeast Asia in the Age of Commerce, 1450-1680: The lands below the winds
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what
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so they had piercings with balls on their prepuce? because… more balls?
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ribbed for her pleasure. And/or for his status, maybe. They weren’t very exegetical about it.
But a person’s spirit can get caught in anything they care deeply for, and then (in this game) be weaponized.
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what’s the name of the pokemon spirit of cock piercings?
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What I didn’t expect to find today – according to this video there’s a character in one of the main Pokemon games called Palang….youtube.com – Pokemon Planet Setbattling: Palang’s Gengar w/ New Intro
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When do you guys play, again?
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Tuesday nights, 10pm eastern.
Tempted?
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Yes,actually.
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I had a lab this morning but for the near future I should be able to make it
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you’re in!
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Link me, Dadd–er, old sport.
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