Spoileriffic Game of Thrones battle tactics thread.
Given the extremely good direction available to the writers, I’m disappointed that we rarely get a battle clearly set up and allowed to play out using the pieces on the board. By my count we’ve now had 4 last-minute cavalry saves (Tywin at King’s Landing, Stannis at Castle Black, and two this week – Meereen and Winterfell), not counting Dragon Surprises.
In particular, an object lesson in how Romans defeat Gauls is more effective if you don’t have the Gauls start by doing several stupid things, then trap them with corpse mountains (no really, how did they get so tall?), then save them anyway. Me I don’t know why you don’t grab the pikes poking through a shield wall and pull. It would be nice to know that.
So:
1. Apparently nobody but Petyr Baelish has ever read Tywin Lannister’s Guide to Military Scouts with its handy chapters on “How to know when thousands of horsemen are less than a day’s ride away” and “How to hang back until you’re the last army standing.” People: post scouts. Especially if you just happen to have an impregnable fortress next door but are for some mysterious reason addicted to the idea of meeting enemies in the field.
2. leadership is apparently very personal. So why do people not try to assassinate their enemies at parleys? In particular, what the hell is Ramsey thinking riding out with half a dozen guys into bushes the perfect size and shape to conceal crossbowmen? Boom: just saved thousands of lives.
3. armour, people! Yes I know it’s expensive but if you’re Jon Snow… then I guess nothing hits you anyway. But for pity’s sake armour your giant, even if it’s only with the enemy’s shields. Some wooden shin-pads on the big guy could’ve solved the whole shield wall thing. You didn’t bring any? Pick up a shield on the field.
I tend to watch GoT knowing that GRRM’s a long-time DM, and it mostly passes my roleplayer’s smell test – I can imagine players who are not authorial sock-puppets making the mistakes GoT characters make. This season….. not so much. Maybe it’s me filtering what I watch through the knowledge that GRRM isn’t really writing it any more, but it bothers me.
I’m inclined to keep this thread open until the end of the series and update it as new battles pile up.
Oh, but also: there is nowhere worse to be, when you’re facing a dragon, than in a ship. The minute you see those leathery wings you land everyone you can. Now.