wednesday actual play report

wednesday actual play report

Originally shared by Andres Soolo

Baptising can be dangerful to your health.

Docho Eshete was conducting the ceremony for about 80 people on Sunday morning at Lake Abaya in Arba Minch town’s Merkeb Tabya district.

Residents and police told BBC Amharic a crocodile leapt from the water during the baptism and attacked him.

Pastor Docho died after being bitten on his legs, back and hands.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-44366360//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Somehow injecting even more reality show into the presidency makes it seem so unreal (or maybe surreal would be more…

Somehow injecting even more reality show into the presidency makes it seem so unreal (or maybe surreal would be more appropriate.)

Originally shared by Michael Moscrip

I always thought the whole question of “is our universe just a simulation?” to be really dumb and ridiculous. But you know that point when you’re really bored with like Sims or Civ or something, and you just start screwing with things and doing dumb stuff to make yourself laugh at the little Sims running around on fire in their shower or whatever?

odd byways CCH sends me down: this map of colonial/national interests in 1914 really brings home to me just how much…

odd byways CCH sends me down: this map of colonial/national interests in 1914 really brings home to me just how much of a land-grab there was in SE Asia during the high tide of colonialism. It’s easy to see why Japan suddenly figured it could hoover it all up after WW1 – especially if it simultaneously colonized China.

article on a beat cop that’s really about the story of a guy who transited through like 15 layers of rotting empire

article on a beat cop that’s really about the story of a guy who transited through like 15 layers of rotting empire

Skinner spent a year in Afghanistan, often under fire from Taliban positions, and returned several times in the next decade. He kept a note pinned to his ballistic vest that read “Tell my wife it was pointless.”

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/05/07/the-spy-who-came-home//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

People think European Christians killed off the old traditions, but this young American man is about to get schooled…

People think European Christians killed off the old traditions, but this young American man is about to get schooled hard by a Toltec guardian spirit, which is using a cheap ladies’ face mask as a lure.

Originally shared by Mitch Wagner

J. C. Leyendecker https://mostlysignssomeportents.tumblr.com/post/173200874382/dirtyturps-blog-j-c-leyendecker

Last week the Wednesday CCH group got into a gale just off Flores, and I got to test out my severe weather rules.

Last week the Wednesday CCH group got into a gale just off Flores, and I got to test out my severe weather rules. They are unforgiving:

– the korakora was lost at sea. Apart from 1 crocodile and 2 PCs, no survivors are expected;

– the prahu is badly damaged but still seaworthy, anchored just upwind of a reef (it’s the pinkish dot right in the middle of the map), hoping it can pass over the shoals in the event of its anchor cable getting cut by coral.

– the junk (orange dot to the right of the prahu) was badly damaged in the storm and then again when it lost an anchor. It has several broached compartments. It is currently resting on the reef, being buffeted by strong winds. As long as those winds die down rather than increasing again, it should be possible to ketch or winch it off the reef eventually without further losses. If the gale blows up again they may have to abandon it.

– the jacht is undamaged and anchored between reefs (the middle brown dot).

Once the weather calms down, the plan is to seek help from the Catholic mission on the east end of Flores or failing that, on Solor, the next island over.

The crocs say they’ve reached the “first place,” where they initially came into the world. Either here or just a bit farther south. Padre Antonio believes they must mean Eden. Spirit vision shows the PCs spirits of volcanoes and dragons on the big island off to the left. And they’ve discovered a curious island up in the top right there, which seems to be a giant shellfish of some kind, the mouth of its shell forming a flat sandy enclosure around a lagoon, shaded by palm trees. The crocs say it’s the Father of Sea Snails or maybe of The Sea. Tianzi is tempted to try to eat it, since that’s what he does with powerful entities. The crocs don’t think it would make a good body for their own Father, whose skull they have aboard the prahu. What they really want for that is either (a) a croc or (b) a fish or similar in the 60-80′ range.

…Padre Antonio wonders how the people at the mission could not realize that they’re living in Eden. But then, maybe they don’t have any helpful croc guides. Or maybe they’ve been eating rice and therefore haven’t been able to hear the spirit chatter all around them.

So obviously the Bajau (or “sea gypsies” as they’re sometimes known) are pretty central to CCH as an ethnicity that…

So obviously the Bajau (or “sea gypsies” as they’re sometimes known) are pretty central to CCH as an ethnicity that resists national pigeonholing. This article might have something to it – they’ve reportedly been a group apart for a long time. I would be super cautious about making any claims that a particular ethnic group is especially suited to any particular job, though (eg. Maori harpooners, Mohawk ironworkers) – that’s been a popular colonial trope ever since one group of people decided it was unusually well-suited to being the rulers of another.

In game, though, people believe all this stuff. Did you know Bajau interbred with mermaids and that’s why they can’t live a whole year on land? Balinese, on the other hand, will die if they spend a full month at sea. Some of this is just fold wisdom, some is printed in Chinese encyclopedias. In 1610 the farangs are still trying to figure out if Vitruvius was right, when he said that Africans have high voices because the sky is shorter down south.

Originally shared by Wil Hutton

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/04/bajau-sea-nomads-free-diving-spleen-science///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Extracts from a document on remote electro-magnetic mind control, purportedly in possession of the Dept.

Extracts from a document on remote electro-magnetic mind control, purportedly in possession of the Dept. of Homeland Security.

I totally get why some of these might be pursued as goals, not sure about others.

Most of all I suspect either someone misfiled papers or there’s a total nutter working in the archive department. Which should surprise nobody who has any archive experience.

Tonio Andrade, on the mix of military technologies in colonial warfare:

Tonio Andrade, on the mix of military technologies in colonial warfare:

“the Sultanate of Makassar [was] a powerful sea empire whose people were even then preparing for war against the Dutch, digging trenches, drilling with muskets and shooting Dutch sailors with poison blow darts.”

“To avoid the devastating Dutch broadsides, they approached the Dutch ships from behind, trying to climb up the steep backsides and storm aboard. When one junk managed to attach itself to the back of a Dutch ship, other junks attached themselves to that first junk, and soon the Dutch ships bore long tails of Chinese junks. Chinese soldiers stormed along these tails, yelling war cries and trying to clamber aboard.

The Dutch moved cannons into the officers’ cabins in the rear and pointed them out the portholes, blasting away at the boarders. As the ship’s log noted, we “greeted them in such a way that the blood flooded out from the gutters.””

Tonio Andrade: “Was the European Sailing Ship a Key Technology of Expansion?” IJMH

I never imagined this was how Cthulhu Ragnarok would go down.

I never imagined this was how Cthulhu Ragnarok would go down.

Originally shared by Isaac Kuo

Octopuses are literally shelling each other – using shells as underwater projectiles.

Mz Maau

https://www.npr.org/2015/08/30/436085657/watch-octopuses-appear-to-take-up-arms-as-submarine-warfare-escalates

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Richard G, this is the book I mentioned:

Richard G, this is the book I mentioned:

https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=9048684172&searchurl=kn%3Dsouthern%2Bocean%2Batlas%2Bcolumbia%2Buniversity%2Bpress%26sortby%3D17%26ds%3D20&cm_sp=snippet-_-srp1-_-title1

https://www.worldcat.org/title/southern-ocean-atlas/oclc/7998313

https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=9048684172&searchurl=kn%3Dsouthern%2Bocean%2Batlas%2Bcolumbia%2Buniversity%2Bpress%26sortby%3D17%26ds%3D20&cm_sp=snippet-_-srp1-_-title1//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Can we make the NPC Tracker an official part of the CCH Community? I think last night it went

Can we make the NPC Tracker an official part of the CCH Community? I think last night it went

–34– –33– 50

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Apparently, a demented Jesuit, an anarcho-Scot, a few Sky-coloured People, and the invoked spirit of the Son of Heaven are just enough to press-gang the Dutch. Also: guns help.

Now we outfit the fleet and go make inroads on the world’s inexhaustible supply of whales!

First shot fired for the Monday gang.

First shot fired for the Monday gang. Swivel gun against the attack platform of a pirate canoe. Harpooneer removed, rowers discouraged.

Second shot: a battery of 20 rockets, at close range against a charging canoe full of desperadoes. All rockets hit. No survivors.

There… may be some truth in Paolo Greco’s observation that all my campaigns are essentially the same campaign.

Not really Tartary but a general question b/c a few of you are academics or have or are working on Master’s degrees…

Not really Tartary but a general question b/c a few of you are academics or have or are working on Master’s degrees or are nerds who might find academic papers of interest.

Am I wrong in thinking that JSTOR and academic journals are a treasure trove of gameable material that people are either overlooking or do not know about or have access to?

I’ve said before that The Grandmaster is (a) Goldblum’s best part ever and (b) totally a character from Tartary.

I’ve said before that The Grandmaster is (a) Goldblum’s best part ever and (b) totally a character from Tartary. This just makes me want to resurrect Tartary if only to play the Khan of Khiva again!

Originally shared by Khairul Hisham

Team Darryl short.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl3VkYkMa6Q//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Just thought you would all like to know I am working on a just pre French Revolution game for In Search of Games…

Just thought you would all like to know I am working on a just pre French Revolution game for In Search of Games that is going to be focused on exploration, intrigue, and (body) horror. The player characters are in child gangs. I am super excited about doing more research on historical child gangs, and refreshing my french history.

Not sure how to public post this until a ways through.. b/c I think this needs explanations to norms. Maybe.

Is anyone up for a “session zero” campaign planning session of Counter-colonial Heistcrawl Group 2, either tomorrow…

Is anyone up for a “session zero” campaign planning session of Counter-colonial Heistcrawl Group 2, either tomorrow 11am EST / 4pm GMT?

This is the group that would meet during daytime hours US time – weekly on Monday, Wednesday or Thursday, optimally around the time proposed or an hour later.

The plan I have in mind for this group involves less spirit magic and more trad piracy type shipboard action that the current, evening group. Beyond that, I’d like to meet with the players and plan out together a few parameters for the game.

So for the meeting… tomorrow/Friday? Monday? Wednesday?

it occurred to me that I hadn’t really described the relative sizes of ships that the players have run across yet.

it occurred to me that I hadn’t really described the relative sizes of ships that the players have run across yet. Left column: the PCs’ flotilla. Right column: the Portuguese carrack and Dutch jachts that they’re currently tussling with. Placed against a 10′ grid.

Not pictured: the relative heights above the water. The gunwale of the PCs’ tallest craft – the junk – projects 5′ above the water. The Korakora’s central platform is just 2.5′ over the water. The “pit” of the Dutch jacht (the lowest, central section between fore- and stern-castles) is 7.5′ above the water and the castles are about 5′ taller than that. The pit of the carrack is 9′ above the water and the castles are 2 stories high, so 11′ taller, reached by steep ladder.

Once again, the session goes to places I did not anticipate.

Once again, the session goes to places I did not anticipate.

Confronted by a big Portuguese carrack being pursued by two big Dutch jachts, the players contrive to drive all 3 ships onto shoals, the better to have them blast each other with cannon fire. They lift some muskets, food and water off the carrack and shoot up the Dutch ships sufficiently that their croc allies can do damage to the crew of one, while the other offers a white flag. As we end the session, the PCs are contemplating rowing out to the unharmed Dutch ship to accept its surrender, with the further plan of turning the surrendered ship’s guns on its already damaged companion. The complicating factor is that all this would have to be effected before the rising tide lifts all affected ships off their predicaments.

Loot so far:

18 musket-carbines

a ship’s boat (capable of carrying 24 people or being rowed by 16)

a half tun of water, 2 ankers of wine, olives, paiu (salted sausage), dry biscuit, a tun of beans and a tun of salted cod, cheese, and some blue square blocks stamped with the Ming Imperial seal.

Potentially a repaired Portuguese carrack.

Resoures expended: 3 penis pearls.

Headline of the century:

Headline of the century:

“Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5422759/Former-Freemason-naked-inside-pipe-organ-Brisbane.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5422759/Former-Freemason-naked-inside-pipe-organ-Brisbane.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Trump did not fare well even when parsing the results by party and ideology.

Trump did not fare well even when parsing the results by party and ideology. He ranked 40th out of 44 among Republicans and conservatives.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/19/politics/trump-lincoln-presidential-greatness-survey/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/19/politics/trump-lincoln-presidential-greatness-survey/index.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

From Patrick Cockburn’s “The Age of Jihad”:

Originally shared by Zedeck Siew

From Patrick Cockburn’s “The Age of Jihad”:

” In the National Museum of Damascus are antique books of black magic and witchcraft listing curses and spells designed to dumbfound or destroy whatever enemy is targeted by the user. Alongside these tattered works lie a bible made out of copper, religious works from the Crusader period and, elsewhere in the museum, a striking stone statue of a falcon.

These look like impressive survivals from Syria’s past, but all are fakes confiscated from smugglers on their way out of the country for sale to foreign customers and dealers. Expertly manufactured in workshops in Damascus and Aleppo or elsewhere in Syria, these fraudulent antiquities are flooding a market full of unwary or unscrupulous buyers who find it easy to believe that great masterpieces are being daily looted in Syria in the midst of the chaos and war. ‘It started happening in 2015,’ says Dr Maamoun Abdulkarim, the general director of antiquities and museums in Damascus. ‘The looters had attacked all the ancient sites in 2013-2014, but they did not find as much as they wanted, so they switched to making fakes.’

There is a strong tradition of craftsmanship in Syria and, in addition many unemployed archaeologists and antiquarians are prepared to give expert advice to fakers. The results are often magnificently convincing, and come from both government- and rebel-held areas. In rebel-controlled Idlib province the speciality is making Roman and Greek mosaics, which may be then reburied in ancient sites too reinforced belief in their authenticity, and so the buyer can be shown persuasive film of them being excavated. “

after-action report

after-action report

Action was thin on the ground this week. In efforts to prevent all the NPCs from starving to death, they were packed off on a fishing expedition, while the PCs mounted a raid on a Chinese pirate junk.

…turns out the junk had moved, but a trip up a tree trunk revealed (a) where it had moved to, (b) a mountainous massing of sails on the horizon, as of some great big galleon heading this way.

When night falls:

(a) the big sailing ship should be nearby

(b) the junk can be raided

(c) there should be at least 6 big breadfruit type things on the Barby: enough to feed the crew for one more day.

Meaningless complications:

1. somebody drowned aboard the prahu. Like, yes, drowned on the boat. Player are puzzled, threaten the sorcerer worms. Sorcerer worms are like “how much do you trust your henchmen?”

2. the junk they liberated from Chinese pirates has no cannon but it does have 1 ton of cannon ammo in the form of stout wooden harpoons with barbs top and bottom.

After-action report: full o worms

After-action report: full o worms

Our heroes are approached by a helpful bunch of sailors on an outrigger prahu. “Come aboard,” they say, “if you want to live. That hillside behind you is burning, come quickly we will take you to your friends.”

Several PCs struggle aboard, together with the 6 foot skull of King Croc and two brass cucurbits possibly containing djinn.

But it is a trap! Some are paralysed, some stabbed, some pushed into the water, some left on the mangrove shore.

It’s not a very good trap.

Tenzi kills the new burly and beturbanned body of Jun, the fire sorcerer, and declares himself the rightful emperor of all China, which is good enough for 2 of the sailors: they prostrate themselves and cease fighting. Tenzi hides the body away for eating later. Juen the paralyzer is in the body of a cabin boy – when that body is cut open it turns out to be full of black worms with red eyes. The sailors either surrender or are killed and eaten by crocs.

Night-black figures arrive from the sky – the recently-freed spirit-wrangler Pakpao learns from them that there is some scary presence approaching from the north.

The PCs decide to assemble their fleet of ships and rendez-vous at the south cliffs of the island.

The prahu is searched. Below decks they find a kris knife and a sooty bone spirit boat. Inside the spirit boat is a clove boat. The clove boat has little clove oarsmen. Lu Bu buries/plants the clove boat in a rough earthenware jar of dirt from the island. He then brings the jar back aboard the prahu.

The worms are talkative and insinuating. They are put in the poorly-stitched up skin of an arm, where they chitter and snicker and wriggle disturbingly.

One character is sure they saw a skinny black figure flit across to the hull of the prahu from the far outrigger, but searching in the dark of night reveals nothing.

The link is only tenuous – I just noticed belatedly that it’s winter Olympics time again.

The link is only tenuous – I just noticed belatedly that it’s winter Olympics time again. The last one acted as a smokescreen for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, which was executed right over the Paralympics because (I bet you can fill the rest of that sentence in using your best Putin impersonation). So are we continuing the tradition this time? And if so, who’s getting invaded?

http://www.scmp.com/news/asia/east-asia/article/2127744/north-korean-cheerleaders-army-beauties-set-invade-south-winter//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

The future looks quite cheery.

The future looks quite cheery.

Millions of Americans have come to expect the unimaginable, but they can’t imagine a way out of the present either. So when a board of experts tells them that catastrophe is at hand, they read the news and think: Yep. And then they wonder what’s for lunch.

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/01/doomsday-closer-than-ever/551507/

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/01/doomsday-closer-than-ever/551507///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Campaign Report

Campaign Report

The PCs braved the ring of burning frankincense trees and pulled out the Skull of King Croc! It’s 6 feet long, covered in warty bone spurs and has all its teeth intact. Now it wants a body. Something in the 60-80 foot range. Just as soon as it’s cooled down to the extent that it can go in the water without shattering.

They also hauled out 6 more normally-sized croc skulls and 2 of the many lead-sealed, brass containers that had been thrown into the crater, covered with cursed rocks, and surrounded with salt and copper and incense. The final one, that Prince Tenzi went back for, blew up as he got to it. He would have been killed right then if he hadn’t been incorporating a demon. His nice new golden hands are a souvenir of his brief divinity – when he wakes up he suffers severe nausea brought on by the fact that he can now see through eyes in his palms.

Yup, the airports of Tartary are highly secure.

Yup, the airports of Tartary are highly secure.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/a-woman-called-the-serial-stowaway-sneaked-past-airport-security–again–and-flew-to-london-20180121-h0lnc7.html

http://www.smh.com.au/world/a-woman-called-the-serial-stowaway-sneaked-past-airport-security–again–and-flew-to-london-20180121-h0lnc7.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I well remember him in the late 1970s and early/mid 1980s, sitting at the bar of the Kensington Rifle and Pistol…

I well remember him in the late 1970s and early/mid 1980s, sitting at the bar of the Kensington Rifle and Pistol Club, dressed in a black leather catsuit and smoking a cigarillo.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/tvandradioblog/2018/jan/18/legend-tributes-paid–cult-tv-star-peter-wyngarde//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I have Fire and Fury and one of the possibly most nightmarish things in there is that Jarvanka have made a pact for…

I have Fire and Fury and one of the possibly most nightmarish things in there is that Jarvanka have made a pact for a possible run for the presidency. If they do, Ivanka will run first, and after she’s done, Jared will also run. So just think about that for a moment, that might mean 23 more years of Trump rule.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8q45QpUAAA1Ux4.jpg:large

These bunkers, have you noticed how much like sewer pipes they look?

These bunkers, have you noticed how much like sewer pipes they look?

Is… is there a big stopcock somewhere around here? Are we in danger of being flushed?

Originally shared by Jennifer Linsky

I have very mixed feelings about this particular microhouse.

On the one hand, it’s about the size of Ran’s apartment in Lunagrad, which Ran is certainly happy to have. On the other hand, in Ran’s own words, “[Luna] is not like Earth, where you can just throw some sticks and mud together and call it a house. Here on the Moon, we have to excavate all our living spaces.”

The price quoted (U$15k, not including the land it sits on) is… well, frankly, it’s exorbitant. But it’s also designed for Hong Kong, and real estate in Hong Kong is worse than real estate in NYC. And, just as frankly, when I was living in NYC, I probably would have been happy to find something like this at that price.

Most importantly, though, it seems like it’s part of the package being sold to post-Baby Boomers. Accept less. Aspire to less. Be less. And oh, by the way, we’re going to guilt trip you for being greedy while you’re accepting that you have to live in your car, or in a drain pipe.

Sigh.

https://newatlas.com/opod-tube-housing/52835///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

In 20 minutes the context for this will be lost, so I’m going to preserve it here.

In 20 minutes the context for this will be lost, so I’m going to preserve it here.

Donald Trump ttweeted that he had a bigger red button than Kim Jong Un, threatening North Korea and all of us with nuclear war as/via a dick-waving social media flourish.

And then this. Reportedly Don also eats a lot of McDonalds because he’s afraid anyone who knows him will poison him, so fast food rivalry might not even be the point.

http://www.businessinsider.de/trump-loves-mcdonalds-afraid-of-being-poisoned-2018-1?r=US&IR=T

Originally shared by Kee Hinckley

“what stage of capitalism is it where brands imitate threats of nuclear war to sell fried chicken”

https://twitter.com/athertonkd/status/948601591841439744?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Eios%7Ctwgr%5Ecom.google.GooglePlus.ShareExtension//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js