What better way to ring in the New Year in American Tartary than to compare and contrast at two past-their-prime,…

What better way to ring in the New Year in American Tartary than to compare and contrast at two past-their-prime, Trump sympathizing actors https://www.theringer.com/movies/2017/12/28/16824440/jean-claude-van-damme-steven-seagal-careers-donald-trump-vladimir-putin-amazon

https://www.theringer.com/movies/2017/12/28/16824440/jean-claude-van-damme-steven-seagal-careers-donald-trump-vladimir-putin-amazon//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

The first official state endorsed Christmas CD of Tartary.

The first official state endorsed Christmas CD of Tartary. Happy holidays (oops, did I break federal law?) and merry Christmas to everybody out there in Tartary Land!

https://www.facebook.com/thedailyshow/photos/a.10150284949646800.382185.7976226799/10156110041541800/?type=3&theater

https://www.facebook.com/thedailyshow/photos/a.10150284949646800.382185.7976226799/10156110041541800/?type=3&theater//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Looks like the treasury secretary got an extra special stocking stuffer from Santa this year.

Looks like the treasury secretary got an extra special stocking stuffer from Santa this year.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Suspicious-Package-Addressed-to-Treasury-Secretary-Steven-Mnuchin-466199153.html

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Suspicious-Package-Addressed-to-Treasury-Secretary-Steven-Mnuchin-466199153.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

So this was another thing Trump took from Hillary Clinton?

So this was another thing Trump took from Hillary Clinton?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-disney-robot-president-photos-hall-of-presidents-a8119466.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-disney-robot-president-photos-hall-of-presidents-a8119466.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

This is genius. Why did I not see it coming?

This is genius. Why did I not see it coming?

….strictly it’s just another version of the God Machine: the thunder spoke and it told me we must make these changes in our society

– fine. But what exactly is the status of this utterance? Is it the thunder spoke or the thunder farted? Is (she) robot Fatima or robot Maria? Does (she) speak with the voice of the conscience of the community, or the voice of a deceiving demoness?

This is some wild trial ballooning, is what I’m saying.

Originally shared by John Hagel

Sophia, the AI-powered robot that became a Saudi citizen, is now fighting for the rights of women in that country. Maybe robots will be needed to fight for the rights that all humans deserve

http://bit.ly/2kKNswY//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

The real war on Christmas

The real war on Christmas

https://local.theonion.com/area-man-remembers-less-politically-correct-time-when-c-1821397284?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

https://local.theonion.com/area-man-remembers-less-politically-correct-time-when-c-1821397284?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Silicon Valley tech culture + bro-ness + Newage woo = what seems like a very depressing cult

Silicon Valley tech culture + bro-ness + Newage woo = what seems like a very depressing cult,

https://medium.com/@bescofield/tech-bro-guru-inside-the-sedona-cult-of-bentinho-massaro-a56314f830ef

https://medium.com/@bescofield/tech-bro-guru-inside-the-sedona-cult-of-bentinho-massaro-a56314f830ef//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

As a follow up to Richard G’s post about Flat Eartherism, here’s Flat Earther “science” in practice.

As a follow up to Richard G’s post about Flat Eartherism, here’s Flat Earther “science” in practice. Let’s just hope the poor fool doesn’t get himself or anybody else blown up.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.13fcd1e0f6cf

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.13fcd1e0f6cf//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

All this time I’ve been worrying about how outer space can possibly be underwater in Tartary and here, the answer…

All this time I’ve been worrying about how outer space can possibly be underwater in Tartary and here, the answer has been staring me in the face. I need to be a bit stupider about it.

Originally shared by Jouni Pohjola

Continuing on the theme of the Flat Earth Conference.

Not sure how smoking improves one’s ability to hide a conspiracy but apparently it does.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/11/13/this-is-what-the-qa-session-at-a-flat-earth-conference-looks-like///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

last night in cch:

last night in cch:

– it turned out that one of the npcs was Jeremy Duncan’s disreputable Japanese warrior monk all along!

– 2 Chinese guards nearly TPK’d the group. More and more PCs of absent players were called in to the fight. Miraculously, no PCs died (although some feel like they did).

– the PCs set fire to, then investigated The Hut Containing All The Starting Equipment! Rejoice b/c you actually have the stuff it says on your character sheet!

And they made a big beacon fire out of the frankincense grove around King Croc’s pit. There is now a giant fragrant smoke tornado, which will be rising for a couple of days at least.

Wish more Onion headlines came to pass, as opposed to their sordid imitations in the so-called “real” news.

Originally shared by Roger Giner-Sorolla

Wish more Onion headlines came to pass, as opposed to their sordid imitations in the so-called “real” news.

https://politics.theonion.com/obama-sinks-family-savings-into-developing-presidential-1820303326/amp//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

“The USSR offered to pay Pepsi with a fleet of diesel ships.

Originally shared by Bob Bain

“The USSR offered to pay Pepsi with a fleet of diesel ships. Pepsi accepted the deal because they knew that it was the only way to continue to sell Pepsi in the USSR. The agreement included 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate and a destroyer, which were sold to a Swedish company for scrap recycling. Those 17 submarines made Pepsi become, for a few days, the 6th largest military power in the world by number of diesel submarines. The president of Pepsi, Donald Kendall, told the National Security Adviser of USA: “We are disarming the USSR faster than you”.”

You didn’t REALLY believe they scrapped all those submarines, did you?

http://www.redkalinka.com/Russian-Blog/78/_The-day-Pepsi-became-a-great-military-power///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I’m going to see if I can buy this. Which will mean trying to reactivate my facebook account, I guess…?

I’m going to see if I can buy this. Which will mean trying to reactivate my facebook account, I guess…?

Here’s an interview with the team, contains facebook link that my phone won’t copypaste:

http://tagsessions.blogspot.ca/2017/10/review-tadhana.html

Originally shared by Alex “Dungeon Daddy” Mayo

This is pretty rad.

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/scitech/technology/632378/tadhana-is-a-filipino-tabletop-rpg-that-beautifully-encapsulates-local-myths/story///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Today in mad science:

Today in mad science:

“two teams of researchers will report implanting human brain organoids into the brains of lab rats and mice, raising the prospect that the organized, functional human tissue could develop further within a rodent.”

https://www.statnews.com/2017/11/06/human-brain-organoids-ethics/

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New lineup: chemical based superhero Agent Orange, virtuous mercenary Blackwater, and the new Punisher working his…

New lineup: chemical based superhero Agent Orange, virtuous mercenary Blackwater, and the new Punisher working his way through the list of COINTELPRO targets.

https://io9.gizmodo.com/heres-marvels-canceled-promo-comic-for-defense-contract-1819898744//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

TIL:

TIL:

historians Robert Friedel and Paul Israel list 22 inventors of incandescent lamps prior to Joseph Swan and Thomas Edison. They conclude that Edison’s version was able to outstrip the others because of a combination of three factors: an effective incandescent material, a higher vacuum than others were able to achieve (by use of the Sprengel pump) and a high resistance that made power distribution from a centralized source economically viable.

My man Humphry Davy heads the list, but this is beginning to sound like one of those cases where it was actually the Dutch Arabs Chinese in 2000 BC.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incandescent_light_bulb//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Need

Originally shared by Casey G.

Need

In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti’s teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don’t fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it’s made of, what it smells like, and why.

Why do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.

https://www.amazon.com/Does-Fart-Definitive-Animal-Flatulence/dp/1786488264

https://www.amazon.com/Does-Fart-Definitive-Animal-Flatulence/dp/1786488264//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I’ve been in favour of a radical rethinking of the economy for years, but I’m not reposting this for political…

I’ve been in favour of a radical rethinking of the economy for years, but I’m not reposting this for political reasons. Instead, it’s to share something that writing a gaming book has made me realize about the history of shipping. It’s super simple but I never really confronted it before.

Raising a spar/sail or an anchor is the one task that requires most strength on a pre-industrial ship. It can define the crew requirements for a sailing ship, in fact – you need n crew to pull that rope. Add a winch and you can cut the number in half, or a third.

So why don’t all ancient ships have winches? Had they not invented them?

Of course they had, winches have been around as long as anyone can remember.

But if the ships were sometimes sailed and sometimes rowed, then they needed oarsmen. So many that a winch was unnecessary – you just get all the oarsmen to pull the rope. A winch just takes up space.

The Dutch East India Company had trouble manning the ships returning to Europe full of pepper and tea in the 18th century. A 1200 ton East Indiaman needed 70 crew, and it was hard to scrape them together once malaria, accidents, desertion and war had taken their toll. But they went out to Asia with 200 men aboard, sent to man a whole fleet of ships circulating around Japan, China and what’s now Indonesia, gathering goods, fighting colonial battles, relieving merchant factories, maintaining an empire. So returning 70 men home at the end of their contracts seemed easy to Head Office, in The Hague.

But in 1780 they were forced by war to switch to simpler pinks that only needed 30 crew for 1000 tons. 30 men? How? Because pinks had evolved more efficient rigs, traded speed and battle-readiness for cost-shaving sail plans. They were automated, in simple ways. They were shaped by a harsher economic climate and reflected specialized needs.

And after the East India Company collapsed, ships based on pinks became the norm, and there were just fewer mariners per ton of cargo.

And as a side-effect, cargo ships were no longer easily convertible to war service. Or piracy.

Originally shared by Yonatan Zunger

This article is chock-full of not only good data, but good analysis of how automation has been changing the labor market for decades – and how, if you haven’t already noticed, this isn’t getting any better.

https://medium.com/basic-income/the-real-story-of-automation-beginning-with-one-simple-chart-8b95f9bad71b//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

so… rectilinear forms, repetitive columnar structures, atria and courtyards…

so… rectilinear forms, repetitive columnar structures, atria and courtyards…

this is what an anthropological approach to architectural history is all about, really.

Note also how “Ancient Greece” means the Acropolis/Temenos/temple quarter. Not where the Ancient Greeks lived.

Originally shared by Linux Inside

The old motherboard looks like ancient Greece.

So in general although this Willett rye is delicious I think it’s inferior to Rittenhouse for making cocktails,…

So in general although this Willett rye is delicious I think it’s inferior to Rittenhouse for making cocktails, because it has a really concentrated rye flavour that doesn’t play nice with others.

But. In a Boulevardier in particular it’s ridiculously good. And you can mix it pretty close to 1:1:1 rather than the 2 whisky: 1 Campari: 1 Italian vermouth that Doug Ford suggests.

Damn, this is good. Like, if I had a Negroni I’d be wishing I had a Willett’s Boulevardier.

for Cindern Block

for Cindern Block

A spirograph program that makes Islamic geometric patterns.

A puzzle game based on intuitive mathematics.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/415170/Engare/

I love it.

Via Isaac Kuo with thanks.

Originally shared by Jennifer Ouellette

Engare review: The geometry of Islamic art becomes a treasure of a game https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/10/engare-review-spirographs-math-and-islamic-art-blend-for-quite-the-game/

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/10/engare-review-spirographs-math-and-islamic-art-blend-for-quite-the-game///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

For Jeremy Duncan and anyone else who’s curious about joining in the game tomorrow…

For Jeremy Duncan and anyone else who’s curious about joining in the game tomorrow…

The story so far is surprisingly short.

The PCs were all captured by slavers and brought to an island somewhere near Borneo, where their slavers were attacked by better-armed, Chinese slavers. They used the diversion to escape, stealing a canoe and sending other quondam slaves off in a catamaran. Those other slaves killed a bunch of the Chinese, the PCs have killed more. Their island is currently Chinese-free. There is a small yet poorly-determined number of NPCs with them, so it would be easy to roll up and play one or two of those (I’ve previously got people to roll up 2 characters each, most have defaulted to playing one most of the time. Overall the party is heavy on spirit wranglers, light on warriors. But they’ve still been kicking ass).

The island has a cave system with a crocodile temple. The temple contains croc skulls that can be made into undead crocs by adding a human corpse under the skull. The PCs made friends with the crocs by persuading them that they do not eat rice (crocs hate rice-eaters). Two crocs have joined your band and can also be played. Undead crocs disassemble if they get too close to frankincense trees. We know this because there’s a frankincense grove at the top of the island, with a village of “druids” that the PCs have terrorized.

Off to the East there’s another island, where the spirit of King Croc is being kept prisoner (probably surrounded by frankincense trees and salts). It turns out the Chinese came here to steal slaves for a big sacrificial ritual, where they intended to call King Croc out by having Hanuman the monkey god challenge him. Their means of acquiring Hanuman was a Bugis bissu priest, who could be possessed by the god. Once they got King Croc out they were going to try to bind him. The PCs interrupted this, shot the 3 Chinese sorcerers in charge and stole the priest. The priest has since told them that the sorcerers can easily get new bodies – their spirits are probably held in objects – pots or krisknives or something, in a boat on the far side of the East island. The PCs have sent a bird and used skrying to recon the boat – it’s there, with some guards.

The current situation is that the Chinese are regrouping, the slave sacrifices have spent 24 hours in their cages since the PCs stopped the ritual, and the PCs have returned to the East island to try to free some of them/sabotage the sorcerers further.

The Chinese have 2 junks with an unknown number of people on. One junk between the 2 islands, one in a bay of the East island. They also have the boat that has been bird-scouted. This boat has a prisoner who is a navigator known to the priest. As I understand it, the goal is to grab the sorcerers’ totem objects, feed the Chinese to the crocs and then either bind King Croc themselves or make a deal with it/him. But I’m eager to be educated about the players’ true plans if that’s not right.

Farther out, there’s more trouble: a tangle of spirits coming in from the West and North. Birds have seen weirdly big ships with high, cloudy sails not far off.

this is one of those cases where I’m not sure if CCH or Tartary is more applicable.

this is one of those cases where I’m not sure if CCH or Tartary is more applicable. Robben Island was a colonial prison for 200 years before Mandela was incarcerated there. During that time it was a slaving outpost, political and dissident prison, runaway slave collection point, maritime court and execution dock – in short, a general catchment for colonial enforcement, first under the Dutch East India Company, later under the British East India Company, which became the British Empire.

But now it’s green!

I guess I’m just glad it’s not a working prison any more.

Originally shared by George Thomas Stevenson

The Robben Island world heritage site in South Africa, where Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison, is now 100% powered by solar energy! So so cool! ^_^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=65&v=c-ULxbjDnuA//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Jack and the Beanstalk is a coded retelling of the Norse Myth cycle. The beanstalk is Yggdrasil.

Jack and the Beanstalk is a coded retelling of the Norse Myth cycle. The beanstalk is Yggdrasil.

In the rare first editions Jack has a brother, Luke, whose pet dog threatens to eat the neighbourhood kids and also the moon.

It’s written in this coded form to keep it secret from adults who, having handled money, are no longer trustworthy.

I don’t want to defend Zak.

I don’t want to defend Zak. I don’t intend to, I’ve seen him do things that I feel are badly wrong. I tend not to call him on it because I know that I don’t know the whole picture.

It sounds like I’m a few months behind where you’ve got to with him, and that might be the whole reason for me not simply agreeing with you.

I have felt intimidated by Zak’s way of interacting, his demands to control speech, his ability (now reduced) to throw people out of the club. You could argue that he intimidated me into removing my supporting +1 for Patrick, although I feel like it was my own (conflicted and difficult) decision, based on my still not being sure what was happening on the reddit thing.

On the other hand, he’s one of very few people who can be relied upon to provide useful, honest feedback on my work. There’s a side to that disdain for feelings that’s valuable. It’s just not for everyday discourse.

The bullying is not valuable. I really, really wish he would listen to Patrick and change his behaviour, but I have little hope.

Honestly I don’t really ever want to take sides for or against anyone – I think this whole language of “supporting” or “standing by” people online is kinda silly, like sending hopes and prayers. I’ve kind of made a mental note to say “OK, this is bullying. Let’s try to find out if there’s a way to have this discussion where nobody gets hurt” next time I see it… but I think I’m probably 3 years too late with that approach. I don’t let him bully on my threads… and he doesn’t, but he still bullies on other people’s and it’s a problem.

So I’m not defending Zak. But. Here are some things I have in the back of my mind, when I’m weighing whether to wade into it with him:

1. lots of people hate him and have lied about him. I guess he has a siege mentality and an us or them perspective and I’ve watched that develop since 2008. It keeps getting worse. I would like to do an intervention before he hurts himself physically but again, I’m probably years too late.

2. it sounds like his girlfriend is dying slowly and that will inevitably bankrupt both of them before the end. I have no idea how he manages to do anything under those circumstances.

3. his whole persona, from porn to appearance to gaming to political advocacy has always been “fuck you I’m here and alive” plus “fuck you I care about these people and will fight for them” and while the “fuck you” aspect has served him well in getting attention (for his own work, for the advocacy, for being at the center of things) it seems like it’s also his curse. The mask that becomes the face. It should not surprise us that he is who he is. But I kinda think we all just got used to him, so his basic abrasiveness keeps sneaking up on us.

He’s talked himself into an untenable position regarding online discussion. I would still like to try to bring him back from that, because he has so much to offer that it’s a tragedy to let him go. I’m pretty sure that cannot be done by mirroring his own behaviour. And meanwhile people get hurt.

Anyway, that’s why I’m reluctant to take sides, even while I’m not willing to defend him.

A pair of Ocean Liners converted to auxiliary cruisers fought a pitched battle in 1914.

Originally shared by Host For the End

A pair of Ocean Liners converted to auxiliary cruisers fought a pitched battle in 1914.

Read that again.

Basically the Germans put some artillery and machine guns on an Ocean liner. The British did the same thing. Cap Trafalgar was actually disguised as the Carmania at the time the battle occurred.

An auxiliary cruiser would be a wonderful vessel for CoC characters venturing to the south pole, to visit the mountains of madness. And the implications for space vessels pressed into service as warships seems obvious.

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/desperate-fight-death-rms-carmania-vs-sms-cap-trafalgar-1914.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

So I finally finished Black Sails.

So I finally finished Black Sails. And although I could gripe about its soap-operaness, the one-bound-Jack-was-free boss fight… it won me over in the moment with its sheer cheek.

– SPOILERS BELOW –

no, really.

Also discussion, so if you’re up for that, it’s not just a summary.

OK?

OK.

The cheek consisting of Rackham’s voiceover speech telling us “the story is more important than the truth,” while the pictures tell us that the stories we knew before (from Johnson, from Stevenson, from history books) are all secretly wrong.

Fine. They successfully sneaked out from under the tragic promise of the premise – that we were going to see the final downfall of the Great Pyrates into the squabbling over a dead man’s chest that animates Treasure Island (which itself can be seen as a diversion from RL Stevenson’s own island-hopping white man’s tropic hetertopic flight from England). Well done. Most piratical. And it’s nice that Mary Read finally shows up in the closing minute, for those of us who were wondering why she was absent.

But.

There’s a bigger tragedy lurking in the margins. And like the Mary Read bit, they don’t beat us over the head with it. It’s the tragedy Madi and Julius saw coming, and it comes out of the exact calculus of what it takes to make comfort for each of the different characters and the social classes the represent. And the conclusion – the happy ending that the camera lingers on – is happy only for the individuals. Flint’s incipient class war is nipped in the bud and Flint himself doesn’t get another word in while it happens; he’s explicitly bought off by directorly sentimentalism. Madi tells Silver how he betrayed her, but even she stops short of spelling it right out:

the pirates have the option of retiring, through a sufficient stratagem. With money and powerful friends they can make a space for themselves in the Empire – even continue to tweak its nose a little, within strictly set bounds. And they will die eventually in their beds and the Empire will smooth them over and Nassau will by degrees become a colonial town like any other and maybe that means that a little yearning voice will be left over, singing counterpoint to the great imperial march of the 19th century, but we all know about the inevitability of this. The bigger pirate project of 1776 will go the same way, yielding another empire with different serial numbers but no fundamental restructuring of the engine of power.

But the maroons – the blacks – have nowhere to go, no victory, no accommodation . Nor will they, for centuries. They can stay on their island as long as obscurity lends them security – what, 10 years? But the pirates got their comfort and abandoned the project of making a place free of slaves. I bet Nassau still runs slave plantations, in fact, just outside that tavern the show offers us as synecdoche of the new order.

And eventually Madi comes round. She meets Silver on his lonely headland. Aww. Why? Maybe because it’s happened, the Empire has come, and she needs a white husband to keep her off the sales block. We don’t find out, the story’s the thing.

The story – the book we see Mrs. Hudson reading to children, that depicts the pirates as cannibals driven by a thirst for violence and ruin, each reassuringly put to a lawful end – is an elegy for an age that, in fact, still hasn’t finished. Rackham’s (and Max’s) protection racket tells us that – piracy is only officially gone from Nassau – and maybe the point of the whole show is that you can’t really trust any story you’re offered – certainly not this one, that has Long John Silver in it. But in the end the show continues to write the black people out of the narrative. Their more desperate nightmare is the one Silver can’t face.

So I finally went to the Mutter Museum of medical oddities in Philadelphia.

So I finally went to the Mutter Museum of medical oddities in Philadelphia. And it was about as fascinating and unsettling as I was expecting – pickled punks, preserved dissections, so many different kinds of conjoined twins. But the thing that sticks with me is the wall of skulls, because it was absolutely a random hireling/NPC generator a la Chris Kutalik – optimally each skull had place of collection, name, biographical remarks and diagnostic remarks, often tied to the cause of death.

My favourite:

Geysa Fekete de Galantha, Magyar

Calvinist, Hussar, deserter, guerrilla.

I could totally play that guy.

http://muttermuseum.org//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

A few pages into my first Neal Stephenson (Quicksilver) I’m alternately delighted and irritated.

A few pages into my first Neal Stephenson (Quicksilver) I’m alternately delighted and irritated. Nice turns of phrase – “a voice that carries on the air forever like the smell of smoke” interrupted by clumsy “well, young Ben Franklin, as you know the history of alchemy really got going 90 years ago when…” type exposition.

Opinions? Embarrassing anecdotes? Favourites?

Play report:

Play report:

a lot of planning, scouting. Chris P.’s mercenary woulda totally died if I’d had the Arduin tables ready to hand. As it turns out, he’ll be out of action for a couple of weeks.

Birds hate other birds. They also fear crocodiles, but if they’re assured the crocs are on their side, they’ll take out their death urges on other birds first.

Jason Kielbasa has discovered the Dick Move. I confidently expect that this will kill the whole campaign.

this is distressingly similar exactly the campaign I always run:

this is distressingly similar exactly the campaign I always run:

Bad cosmic weather, or too many beasts have attached themselves to the sails and weighed it down. The further you go without stopping to scrape of these horrifying barnacles the more dangerous the trip will be, eventually scraping your metaphysical hull against the tip of a sphere, causing reality to crash right in to you.

Keeping the ship running becomes a driving factor. Making the ship nicer, or getting a better ship, or hijacking and staffing a horizon fort.

http://whatwouldconando.blogspot.com/2017/10/campaign-ship.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

“Listen up, my good friend!

“Listen up, my good friend! I do not want to hide from you that we are still at terrible risk. Grab your gold and valuables and all your important papers and come back on deck. You never know what might happen. If those three emergency sails that we just brought up get broken then we’re lost… but come on up! And bring that bottle of Schiedam gin with you.”

Translated words of a sea-captain headed to the East Indies, reported in A. Voogd, De scheepvaart op Indie en de Rotterdamsche Lloyd (Rotterdam 1924)

An article about restaurant menus as guides to imaginary worlds (that overlap our own worlds via tourism).

An article about restaurant menus as guides to imaginary worlds (that overlap our own worlds via tourism).

James Aulds Tiki reference!

Me: steamship reference!

Just about any DM: these are the weirdest artifacts. Imagine trying to reconstruct a world via the information on restaurant menus. It’s not quite a potion recipe book, not quite a travel guide, not quite reliable as a guide to the Kitchen Levels.

article title: “Restaurant Menus and The Geographical Imagination:

Recreating The Exotic In America, a Glimpse Into 1940’s and 1950’s Menus”

At same page:

“Mediating Exploration: Missionaries and the Imagining of Indigenous Cultures”

“Taking Home the Pyramids: Andrew D. White, a Tourist in 19th-Century Egypt”

http://rmc.library.cornell.edu/Architourism/exhibition/Restaurant%20Menus%20and%20the%20Geographical%20Imagination/index.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

In 2049 women’s breasts will be uniformly perky but boring.

In 2049 women’s breasts will be uniformly perky but boring.

Robot boyfriends will be so common that there will be no need to advertise them or mention them in any way.

Also, what if you’d told Harrison Ford in 1977 that he would be reprising all his most famous characters in 30-40 years, mostly for them to get kicked around by vaguely Russian, vaguely sexy martial artist chicks?

In the future people will be as shallow as robots, which is to say as shallow as this film thinks you are today.

NOTE: THE COMMENT THREAD BELOW CONTAINS SPOILERS. READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK.

the BBC shows it’s not intimidated by Chinese government hackers.

the BBC shows it’s not intimidated by Chinese government hackers.

This is, indeed, long. And the implications for people outside China are a little bit buried.

Come for the nationalist Dear Leader mythmaking, stay for the paranoia.

Originally shared by Rhys Taylor

A long and terrifying read.

One astute insider described him as “a needle concealed in silk floss”. Everyone was taken in. When he became Communist Party leader in 2012, Xi Jinping was the compromise choice. Few inside or outside China guessed at what was coming next – five years of political shock and awe.

Since the communists fought their way to power, they had called themselves the “vanguard of the people”, an elite class whose mandate to rule came from “serving the people”. Without living by this higher code the Party had no claim to legitimacy. For the past five years, Xi’s blunt message has been: “Don’t join the Party if you want to make money.” But his problem was, and still is, that this is precisely why some of the Party’s nearly 90 million members did join up.

With an envelope of banknotes here, and a nod there, patronage is how Communist Party politics has often worked. Cleaning it up means removing not just individuals but whole networks of influence and a culture.

A fractured elite is a threat to an authoritarian regime and in pre-communist times, China’s imperial dynasties often fell victim to faction fights at court. By caging hundreds of powerful tigers at the top of the Party and army, Xi has torn up the rulebook which kept a fragile peace between the red elite after the death of Chairman Mao. Any of them might be making a speech in the Great Hall of the People one minute and dragged off to a cell the next.

“The internet has grown into an ideological battlefield, and whoever controls the tool will win the war,” warn Party-controlled media.

In a recent speech he warned that the internet must not become a “double-edged sword”, allowing “hidden negative energy” to harm good governance and social stability. He has enormously strengthened the so-called Great Firewall of China, the combination of legislation and technologies, supported by legions of professional and volunteer censors, which together enable the Party to control Chinese cyberspace. Cybersecurity is now central to Xi’s definition of national security. Internet service providers and social media sites are forced to censor users, while users are encouraged to censor each other. All are denied online anonymity and those who overstep red lines are jailed.

It apparently doesn’t matter that Mao’s policies led to famine and the deaths of more than 30 million Chinese, or that Xi’s own family had been persecuted in the lost decade of the Cultural Revolution. Under Xi Jinping, dwelling on inconvenient facts of history or insulting revolutionary heroes and martyrs is now a punishable offence called “historical nihilism”

A nation of active citizens is Xi’s nightmare. Christians, Muslims, labour activists, bloggers, reporters, feminists, and lawyers have been jailed for speaking or acting on their convictions. In some cases, they have also been paraded in televised confessions, recanting their beliefs and echoing the Party line that they allowed themselves to become pawns of China’s enemies in the West. Rebranding some expressions of conscience as a threat to national security is central to Xi’s politics.

Xi’s China has so far married great wealth with great repression. If he continues to cage his tigers, clean up his comrades and silence discordant voices, the existential questions may be for others. Not since Chairman Mao has China’s dream of greatness rested so heavily on one man.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/Thoughts_Chairman_Xi//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Best thing so far in The Atrocity Archives is that when they get into the archive and look at it, the jocular…

Best thing so far in The Atrocity Archives is that when they get into the archive and look at it, the jocular gallows-humoury writing style gets gut-punched and can only barely keep narrating.

It’s very elegant. He doesn’t tell you it’s a gut punch. He just lets it be, and communicates the change in mood through the narrator’s voice.

One for Scrap Princess – the British National Maritime Museum’s collection of Punch and Judy puppets, featuring…

One for Scrap Princess – the British National Maritime Museum’s collection of Punch and Judy puppets, featuring Death, the Devil and the Crocodile.

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Space in Tartary is the deep sea – under (some) water (analogue) and the spaceships are at least half benthic sea…

Space in Tartary is the deep sea – under (some) water (analogue) and the spaceships are at least half benthic sea creatures, so I’m ahead of the curve here.

And I have to disagree with Dr. Nick’s claim that Star Trek turned spaceships from planes to seaships – I’m pretty sure they were already that in the 19th century and there was a tradition of submarine pulps in the 1910s that Trek slots neatly into.

This, though: “the more mature your technology, the more aesthetic freedom you have in design. When the tech is experimental, the aesthetic tends to be quite function-driven and practical. As it moves towards the personal, freedom of design creeps in.”

This graph, of increasing freedom from experiment to government-funded to corporate to private ownership – it seems to me almost completely backwards.

What does “functional” mean? Adapted to a need/use, right? But who decides what the needs/uses are? On the more obvious point of “freedom of design” meaning “freedom to waste space,” that’s a function of spare capital. And who has more spare capital, governments or private owners?

Originally shared by Winchell Chung

Everwalker’s notes from attending one of Dr. Nick Bradbeer famous “put science in science-fiction” lectures. Don’t miss the link at the bottom to the slides used in the presentation.

https://everwalker.wordpress.com/2017/10/06/nine-worlds-space-is-an-ocean/amp///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Why are the library search functions so broken on Apple’s iPhone Music app?

Why are the library search functions so broken on Apple’s iPhone Music app?

I have music on my phone – multiple albums by a single artist. The phone only finds half of it if you search for the artist’s name. If you search by song it finds the song, but there’s a whole album it can’t see if you search by album or artist.

Looking for a new MP3 player for my iPhone that isn’t broken. All it has to do is:

1. be searchable

2. find the music I have downloaded on my phone

3. not try to sell me a subscription service to stream other music that isn’t on my phone

4. not lie to me about what’s available. Yes I may own a song, but if it’s not on the phone right now, I don’t want it to come up in the lists and then I click on it only to be told I can download it thereby using cellular data and hard drive space.

that’s all. Anyone?

I’m not completely in love with Charlie Stross’s The Atrocity Archives – it feels a bit too much like the nerd-bait…

I’m not completely in love with Charlie Stross’s The Atrocity Archives – it feels a bit too much like the nerd-bait it appears to be on the surface, and 2004 is a surprisingly long time ago in internet years. And there’s a lot of ISO 9000 gags that remind me of James Raggi’s general complaint about cyberpunk – that it’s too much like looking out of the window. But then this:

“but if I do that… we’ll never find out if the last thought to pass through the mind of the captain of the Thresher was “it’s squamous and rugose!” or simply “it’s squamous!”

and the bugger’s completely won me over. Even though I can see the shiny hook under that fly.