Dracula has some new pets in his defense against the Ottoman.

Originally shared by Richard Balmer

Dracula’s castle has been seized by bears. I always knew this would happen. #rollforinitiative ?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/10/protective-mother-bear-cuts-off-draculas-romanian-castle

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/10/protective-mother-bear-cuts-off-draculas-romanian-castle //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Clearly we’re seeing the modern (d)evolution of a language.

Clearly we’re seeing the modern (d)evolution of a language. (24 pages of definitions, 160+ variations). Make Linguists Scream Again!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

We all know t hat Trump is more than willing to use nuclear weapons if the need should arise.

We all know t hat Trump is more than willing to use nuclear weapons if the need should arise. But would he go so far as to break international treaties and use biochemical weapons of mass destruction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY9ym4C7CMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY9ym4C7CMI //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

And, ‘lo and behold, henceforth came our mighty heroes.

And, ‘lo and behold, henceforth came our mighty heroes.

Originally shared by Roger Giner-Sorolla

I don’t usually political post on RPG but this kind of crosses the streams.

3 of the 4 party members are still not paying what they should for their defense by my NPC barbarian.

3 of the 4 party members are still not paying what they should for their defense by my NPC barbarian. This is not fair to the players or DM.

https://twitter.com/DungeonsDonald/status/868167787276935168

https://twitter.com/DungeonsDonald/status/868167787276935168 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

https://www.uroft.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/donald-trump-pope-francis-memes-1-5926869c3237e__700.jpg

Title

Originally shared by Michael Moscrip

Because you can’t have sex or rock ‘n’ roll without the drugs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQU7rAgg8SQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQU7rAgg8SQ //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Another case of WE DIDN’T LISTEN! WE DIDN’T LISTEN!

http://www.snopes.com/trackdown-trump-character-wall/

http://www.snopes.com/trackdown-trump-character-wall///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

One thing I have often wondered, if these retrograde, simple-minded, Superstitious, anti-reason motherfuckers reject…

One thing I have often wondered, if these retrograde, simple-minded, Superstitious, anti-reason motherfuckers reject Science And All Its Perfidious Works, is there some sort of Paranormal Defense Ministry to fight off Chaos/Sex/Black/White Magick or whatever? Also, is it a fucking crime to hex the POTUS? I mean, the Storm God of the Old Israelites Protects Him, ostensibly, adulterer and usurer and philanderer and swindler that he is, but IS IT ENOUGH?

#itsgameable note: I don’t endorse casting spells at government officials but I also don’t endorse it, and don’t also endorse it thricely but it hurt none do as thou wilt is the whole of the Law, except maybe Mammon running that show now

Also, does magick work on Robots?

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/is-it-ok-to-hex-a-nazi-how-anti-fascist-witches-are-mobilizing-under-trump?utm_source=vicefbus //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

They just outlawed the giggle. We can only imagine the guffaw earns the death penalty.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/03/us/code-pink-sessions-laughter-trial.html?_r=0

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/03/us/code-pink-sessions-laughter-trial.html?_r=0 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

NPC/Adventure for Amer. Tartary

Originally shared by Joshua Kubli

When people complain ‘comics today are too political’. This kind of thing was old hat even 27 years ago.

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/xenophobicman.htm

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/xenophobicman.htm //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

someone turn this into a zero level character funnel please

Originally shared by James Aulds

someone turn this into a zero level character funnel please

https://news.vice.com/story/rich-millennials-paid-thousands-for-ja-rules-fyre-fest-and-are-now-stranded-on-an-island-in-disaster-relief-tents //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Our new savior

https://twitter.com/tuckbuckford

https://twitter.com/tuckbuckford //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I find the most interesting things on the job. Uncle Sam w/ integrated heatgun is a new one.

Originally shared by Christopher Wood

I find the most interesting things on the job. Uncle Sam w/ integrated heatgun is a new one.

I think, on the brink of damnation, it behooves us to understand the psychology behind how we got to where we are…

I think, on the brink of damnation, it behooves us to understand the psychology behind how we got to where we are today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Ua53PJlv8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Ua53PJlv8 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Republicans playing D&D

Originally shared by Claytonian JP

Republicans playing D&D

http://cheezburger.com/1795077/twitter-trolls-are-unleashing-dungeons-dragons-fury-on-republicans-with-new-trending-hashtag //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

A theme song for the next 4/8/? years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEuY5GMfyoc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEuY5GMfyoc //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDPY8qlnOv8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDPY8qlnOv8 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

A Cold War relic.

Originally shared by Chris P.

Here’s a nifty McGuffin from an “unlikely” source of the Venture Bros.

http://venturebrothers.wikia.com/wiki/Goliath_Serum

http://venturebrothers.wikia.com/wiki/Goliath_Serum //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Here’s a Power-Behind-The-Throne Villain profile if you ever needed one.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/michael-anton-is-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-white-house-211930901.html

https://www.yahoo.com/news/michael-anton-is-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-white-house-211930901.html //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Title

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzU5IY3UUAA_qzJ.jpg

In a bleak world of hateful xenophobia and closing doors, one man has a dream to create a shining city upon a hill…

In a bleak world of hateful xenophobia and closing doors, one man has a dream to create a shining city upon a hill (or rather, many hills), a veritable utopia of interconnected tolerance, with an army of followers greater than any country. Just one problem, utopia means “no place”, a place that literally does not exist.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/the-zuckerberg-manifesto-how-he-plans-to-debug-the-world/2017/02/16/f2d061aa-f4a8-11e6-9fb1-2d8f3fc9c0ed_story.html?utm_term=.b33fa9bed01a

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/the-zuckerberg-manifesto-how-he-plans-to-debug-the-world/2017/02/16/f2d061aa-f4a8-11e6-9fb1-2d8f3fc9c0ed_story.html?utm_term=.b33fa9bed01a //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

A look into the court systems of the future.

A look into the court systems of the future. (This is potentially another point of unholy cosmic alignment between American and Pop Tartary)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLYfwprjtog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLYfwprjtog //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

This one could potentially work in any of the Tartaries, but it seems particularly appropriate in a Kathy Lee…

This one could potentially work in any of the Tartaries, but it seems particularly appropriate in a Kathy Lee Gifford future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX9kQnCgpRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX9kQnCgpRY //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Tensions run high in the press briefings of the American Tartary white house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbhz3XcNzGU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbhz3XcNzGU //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

For reals

Originally shared by J. A. “Andy” Torres II

For reals

With the new developments of the court nominee, I feel like we’ve really elected Mojo for president.

Donald Trump has a poor save vs. Breath Weapon

http://trumpdonald.org/

http://trumpdonald.org///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

A literal pop idol?

Originally shared by Chris Kutalik

http://remezcla.com/culture/lord-of-the-rings-statue-san-antonio///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Happy New Year to all, including those whose characters I killed so badly in my dungeon they just don’t know what to…

Happy New Year to all, including those whose characters I killed so badly in my dungeon they just don’t know what to do. Love!

-Donald Trump

A “Viking Hat” type DM?

https://twitter.com/DungeonsDonald/

https://twitter.com/DungeonsDonald //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

So this is what happens when playing with the G+ hangout emojis goes a little too far.

So this is what happens when playing with the G+ hangout emojis goes a little too far.

The case comparing our next emperor commander in chief to another well known but controversial figure

The case comparing our next ~~emperor~~ commander in chief to another well known but controversial figure

https://mobile.twitter.com/Todd_Spence/status/674062546450550784

http://www.attn.com/stories/4553/donald-trump-compared-to-emperor-palpatine

http://forward.com/news/356506/in-search-for-new-recruits-alt-right-cast-their-hero-trump-as-dark-emperor/

https://mobile.twitter.com/Todd_Spence/status/674062546450550784 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

And so began the birth of a new religion…

http://www.newser.com/story/235972/rnc-new-king-is-jesus-not-trump.html

http://www.newser.com/story/235972/rnc-new-king-is-jesus-not-trump.html //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Not everything need be bleak in American Tartary.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/how_superman_singlehandedly_thwarted_the_ku_klux_klan

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/how_superman_singlehandedly_thwarted_the_ku_klux_klan //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Another sign

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/12/oreilly-white-establishment.html

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/12/oreilly-white-establishment.html //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Wishing you a Merry Christmas Pop Tartary style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grIaQ6iQB-M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grIaQ6iQB-M //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Pop Tart’s been neglected lately. So here’s a look into its court systems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPcJWmF8-hk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPcJWmF8-hk //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

http://www.random-generator.com/index.php?title=Jack_Bauer_Facts

Like with Chuck Norris, but with Jack Bauer

http://www.random-generator.com/index.php?title=Jack_Bauer_Facts //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

If your characters decided to go it old school.

Originally shared by James Aulds

Ready for some Hill Cantons this week

https://m.thevintagenews.com/2016/11/12/crusader-era-hand-grenade-found-in-israel///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

We’re all LARPing a Delta Green scenario now whether we want to play or not

We’re all LARPing a Delta Green scenario now whether we want to play or not

http://www.clickhole.com/article/shaking-washington-donald-trump-just-appointed-clo-5152

http://www.clickhole.com/article/shaking-washington-donald-trump-just-appointed-clo-5152 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

in case you’re wondering what some of the policy implications might be like for such a setting.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/trump-erase-obama-policies-231156

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/trump-erase-obama-policies-231156 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Perhaps the secret goal to the producers of terrible TV is a benevolent one: to prepare us for the ALIEN INVASION to…

Perhaps the secret goal to the producers of terrible TV is a benevolent one: to prepare us for the ALIEN INVASION to come! BUMP, BUMP, BUM!

Originally shared by Massimiliano Caracristi

Tazio Bettin Tommaso Galmacci unfortunately, most of my brain cells have been killed by repeated watchings of Hobgoblins and Ninja Thunderbolt…

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/enjoyment-of-trash-films-linked-to-high-intelligence-study-finds-a7171436.html //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Something emblematic of new religious movements in PopTartary?

Originally shared by Nerdist

The Force might be more powerful than we thought.

http://nerdi.st/2auzR9i //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I think it was Victor Garrison that was sharing those Chick Tract edits

http://www.ep.tc/trump-tracts///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Some of these are highly gameable.

http://listverse.com/2016/07/13/10-dark-secrets-of-the-ottoman-empire/

http://listverse.com/2016/07/13/10-dark-secrets-of-the-ottoman-empire //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

A new type of invader is overtaking the heartlands.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/texas-man-shoots-armadillo-bullet-ricochets-back-into-his-face-1.3176390

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/texas-man-shoots-armadillo-bullet-ricochets-back-into-his-face-1.3176390 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

MURICA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY66zKuLtyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY66zKuLtyE //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I have a felling it’s going to be one of those days for American Tartary inspiration.

Originally shared by Bryan Mullins

Because it’s funny.

http://www.newcirclecircular.com/lex-tea-party///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

If this isn’t American Tartary in all her raw glory, I don’t know what is.

If this isn’t American Tartary in all her raw glory, I don’t know what is.

Originally shared by Jez Gordon

Overthrowing Robotic Overlords since Before the Dark Times.

So what is the difference between American Tartary and Pop Tartary?

There are reasons why, even in the impersonal future, that we all can’t just be Friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QyzjYqkj2U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QyzjYqkj2U //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

It’s even worse than we thought..

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fox-news-blunders-reporting-uk-8272557

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fox-news-blunders-reporting-uk-8272557 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

After Trump reaching out to the Japanese, here’s another unlikely demographic.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/13/donald-trump-is-the-anti-lorax-in-michael-ian-black-s-child-s-first-book-of-trump.html

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/13/donald-trump-is-the-anti-lorax-in-michael-ian-black-s-child-s-first-book-of-trump.html //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I’m not sure what Tartary Soviet apemen would go into, but there certainly has to be room in there somewhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

The first rule of Fight Church is to tell everybody about it.

The first rule of Fight Church is to tell everybody about it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161731/The-brutal-world-evangelical-Christians-Mixed-Martial-Arts-revealed-new-Fight-Church-documentary.html

(shared this link in the comments to another thread, but this one’s worthy enough to get a thread of its own.)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161731/The-brutal-world-evangelical-Christians-Mixed-Martial-Arts-revealed-new-Fight-Church-documentary.html //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2016/06/02/king_tut_s_dagger_proven_to_be_from_a_meteorite.html

Originally shared by Chris P.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2016/06/02/king_tut_s_dagger_proven_to_be_from_a_meteorite.html

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2016/06/02/king_tut_s_dagger_proven_to_be_from_a_meteorite.html //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

It’s no wonder that he’s winning with Tiger-Blooded Warlocks from Mars in his camp.

http://www.lifedaily.com/30-celebrities-who-support-donald-trump/16/

http://www.lifedaily.com/30-celebrities-who-support-donald-trump/16 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

All right, when we’ve reached the bitter future of cartoon characters coming to life to stump for presidential…

All right, when we’ve reached the bitter future of cartoon characters coming to life to stump for presidential candidates, I’m done. (Actually, this would make for a pretty gameable adventure riff.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Ua53PJlv8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Ua53PJlv8 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

SF Movie Posters done with creative license.

Originally shared by Chris P.

SF Movie Posters done with creative license.

http://io9.com/the-mind-blowing-hungarian-posters-for-all-your-favorit-1531366622

http://io9.com/the-mind-blowing-hungarian-posters-for-all-your-favorit-1531366622 //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Hackers vs. Jihadis

http://www.newser.com/story/216210/anonymous-launches-cyber-war-on-isis.html

http://www.newser.com/story/216210/anonymous-launches-cyber-war-on-isis.html //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

A what-if scenario.

Originally shared by Deven Green

If pro-life Jeb Bush went back in time and killed Baby Hitler, then Jeb’s grandfather Prescott Bush would not have amassed a fortune from the Nazis as a war profiteer, and we might never have heard of any Bushes. Yes, by any means, Jeb: KILL HIM NOW!

Give Jeb some credit, it’s tough to sound more inane than Ben Carson. All things considered, this was a pretty good job.

Betty Bowers – America’s Best Christian

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/09/politics/jeb-bush-kill-baby-hitler/index.html

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/09/politics/jeb-bush-kill-baby-hitler/index.html //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Now this is a truly strange criminal case.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Joe_Gliniewicz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Joe_Gliniewicz //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Old white dudes hold the record for creepy crimes

Old white dudes hold the record for creepy crimes

Pretty spot on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUk6GmqfqnY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUk6GmqfqnY //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

A priest taps into the collective psyche to invoke an unusual blessing.

A priest taps into the collective psyche to invoke an unusual blessing. And I don’t care what you say, “BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY AMEN!” are divine words of power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZnDt2wEFjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZnDt2wEFjk //cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js