
these would be used by the Television Emperor’s elite guard…

these would be used by the Television Emperor’s elite guard…

WOW…really Barneys??
I knew they commodified the revolution, but dang.
Fight Club, ya heard? The Hip Hop Grandpas really need to be “a thing” in any gaming setting.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/18/arts/mengo-underground-fight-club-osborne-macharia/index.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

ht to Paul V. but srsly Patron Saint of AmTart. “Our Lady of Perpetual Conspiracies”, maybe? I want to see a batshit ultra-rightwing group concerned about Freedom (which no longer exists…) and the devout worship of a total Bro Jesus who has amazing abs that she would be in charge of.
EDIT!!:
http://www.starwipe.com/article/megan-fox-believes-bigfoot-real-pyramids-were-powe-3067
duhh…totally forgot the article I was referencing!
WOLVERIIIIIIIIINES!! or…maybe ALEX JONESSSSSSS!
This looks so amazingly bad that I might have to attempt to watch at some point.
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/amerigeddon///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
UNCLASSIFIED U.S. Department of State Case No. F-2014-20439 Doc No. C05764911 Date: 07/31/2015
With fingers crossed, the old rabbit’s foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch…
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/14333//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
That first sentence…I had to run over here and post this because holy crap AmTart
http://www.vice.com/read/inside-the-world-of-meth-addicts-and-militias-of-rural-louisiana?utm_source=vicefbus//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

It doesn’t get much more AmTart than this…great photo from a CBS story.

TRILLARY!
(I am sorry…was bored.)
This air? Oh, it’s bespoke artisanal air, straight from an english meadow.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/08/world/fresh-air-britain-china-bottles/index.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
The News presences arguing with the ones they report on over truthiness. In a playground, this would be a great game of “Nuh-UH…UH-HUH!…DID NOT!…DID TOO!!” between cartoonish caricatures of politician-children, like Lil’ Cruz and Trumpy-Wumpy.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/06/politics/ted-cruz-cnn-republican-debate/index.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
“Happy Hour is now enforced by Law” would be a lot cooler, but… enh, it’s Oral Roberts University.
http://gawker.com/university-issues-mandatory-fitbits-to-track-students-w-1756382233//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
The Cops are now your bill collector…sorry if there are any “mistakes” made, but you can’t talk about them.
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/01/no-cost-license-plate-readers-are-turning-texas-police-mobile-debt-collectors-and//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
Plz ignore actual video…the picture and headline are enough. WE NOW HAVE MOTHERF*CKING EX-VJs DISCUSSING REAGAN!! Get back to lying about how you like the music on Alternative Nation, you goofball! #PEAKAMTART
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4710228637001/would-reagan-have-traded-for-us-prisoners-held-by-iran/?intcmp=hpvid1#sp=show-clips//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
I would totally want Robin Hood.
http://www.vice.com/read/the-punks-of-the-magic-kingdom?utm_source=vicefbus//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
This seemed too Tartary to not post.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/23/uproar-as-zimbabwes-mister-ugly-winner-deemed-too-handsome//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
I wanted to post this so many places, but it just seemed so oddly Tartary that I couldn’t NOT post it here.
Do yourself a favor read through the whole wall of wisdom that is this Kickstsrter pitch. It’s good stuff. ;)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1146363051/puremeal-bacteria-killer//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
Somehow the idea of the Mouse turning Americans into foreigners seems too Tartary not to mention!
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/07/exclusive-displaced-cast-member-how-disney-replaced-me-other-americans-with-cheap-foreigners-on-h1b-visas///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
Almost need Euro Tartary for this…all this needs is a kinda sad version of “Yakkity Sax”
Basically they took his dog because he was Romani, and they said Romani eat dogs.
OOPS Puppy was given to him by kindly woman after his 17 yr old dog died.
Oh activists, never change!
http://www.9news.com.au/world/2015/09/24/15/57/french-animal-rights-group-steals-pleading-homeless-mans-dog-as-shocked-bystanders-watch-on//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
cross-pollinating this wonderful thing into the Tartaryscape. U WOT TART?
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This has been getting overwhelmingly good feedback – sharing it here for anyone who missed it. More coming soon, I always forget to post to communities so if you want to stay in the loop – feel free to circle me.
#HIVELIFE1979
Need to remember this for AmTart:
Manufactured Outrage Events
incidents created to stir up dissent, or consent. These events will never happen at the same time…never overlap so that one outshines the other. Outrage is a hard emotion to make the public maintain for long, so you really need to fixate on just one at a time, then hurry and go on to the next thing.
Can’t decide if this is more POPTART or something else, but the “Celebrity General” post made me think about this. Somehow the notion of Click-Farming EXP/Levels just tickles the shit out of me.
Like, you don’t raise levels based on your own accomplishments…it’s based on the external perception of those accomplishments, as illustrated by the number of LIKES on your Character Sheet Tartbook©™® Profile.
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/121551/bot-bubble-click-farms-have-inflated-social-media-currency//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
I can think of a lot worse choices than George Harrison as God.
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/see_tom_cruise_starring_as_jesus_at_bible_museum_populated_with_wax_celebri//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
OK so if this is true then Wolf Brand Chili is possibly the most empowering thing I can imagine.
#SMELLTHEREVOLUTION
http://www.xojane.com/fun/my-secret-feminist-weapon//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Comrade Mikki toes the party line.
In college, corporations get college kids to market to other college kids, and they love it! College, ladies and gentlemen. Ours has a rec center with a lazy river, and apparently it’s a HUGE DRAW. Not enough classrooms in Liberal Arts, no money for Fine Arts, but damned if we don’t have one hell of a theme park!
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/11/business/at-colleges-the-marketers-are-everywhere.html?scp=1&sq=college+marketing&st=cse&_r=0//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Machine Mascots do not love you. Avatars will frequently cause early termination of citizens.
When your socio/political movement is lacking that certain something: ACCESSORIES!
Occupy Baseball Hats and Occupy Lunch boxes would go a long way toward helping Tart citizens identify with their favorite brand of rebellion.
http://www.stay-tuned-to-sw.de/occupy_your_wrist.jpg//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
Ritual Transcendence via street drugs and livestock
https://vimeo.com/119089169//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
It occurred to me the other day that after visiting the Ropa warehouses along the border of Texas years ago, these things would make great equipment shops. Like, you go in and maybe just get some random garbage and that’s your starting gear then “NEXT!” they toss you out on your ass.
MY EQUPMENT FOR “”ADVENTURING””:
* ball of aluminum foil
* half tube of hemorrhoid cream
* neon green half-shirt that says “Where’s the Beef?”
* cracked bike hemet for child; says “Princess” on back
http://www.a1liberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image.jpg//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
Cross Trainer chicken feed commercial.
http://youtu.be/4bjVnBZlsvU//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
Ep. 5 segment 3 made me think of Tartary…well, ok, segment 2 about the Fat Camps (weight gain for women to look desirable for marriage) in Mauritania could also be very appropriate as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8TMKyUdEEMo#t=1041//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Fearless leader is relaxin’
Tartarian Espionage: Spy Lady vs. Spy Lady
http://i.imgur.com/Zn6KuFr.jpg//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js
seemed vaguely Tartary’esque….the reappropriation of digital detritus to (re)create community.
http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/lost-geocities-reocities-oocities-facebook///cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js