ht to Paul V.

ht to Paul V. but srsly Patron Saint of AmTart. “Our Lady of Perpetual Conspiracies”, maybe? I want to see a batshit ultra-rightwing group concerned about Freedom (which no longer exists…) and the devout worship of a total Bro Jesus who has amazing abs that she would be in charge of.

EDIT!!:

http://www.starwipe.com/article/megan-fox-believes-bigfoot-real-pyramids-were-powe-3067

duhh…totally forgot the article I was referencing!

UNCLASSIFIED U.S. Department of State Case No. F-2014-20439 Doc No. C05764911 Date: 07/31/2015

UNCLASSIFIED U.S. Department of State Case No. F-2014-20439 Doc No. C05764911 Date: 07/31/2015

With fingers crossed, the old rabbit’s foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch…

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/14333//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

The News presences arguing with the ones they report on over truthiness.

The News presences arguing with the ones they report on over truthiness.  In a playground, this would be a great game of “Nuh-UH…UH-HUH!…DID NOT!…DID TOO!!” between cartoonish caricatures of politician-children, like Lil’ Cruz and Trumpy-Wumpy.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/06/politics/ted-cruz-cnn-republican-debate/index.html//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Plz ignore actual video…the picture and headline are enough.

Plz ignore actual video…the picture and headline are enough.  WE NOW HAVE MOTHERF*CKING EX-VJs DISCUSSING REAGAN!!  Get back to lying about how you like the music on Alternative Nation, you goofball!   #PEAKAMTART  

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4710228637001/would-reagan-have-traded-for-us-prisoners-held-by-iran/?intcmp=hpvid1#sp=show-clips//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

I wanted to post this so many places, but it just seemed so oddly Tartary that I couldn’t NOT post it here.

I wanted to post this so many places, but it just seemed so oddly Tartary that I couldn’t NOT post it here.

Do yourself a favor read through the whole wall of wisdom that is this Kickstsrter pitch. It’s good stuff. ;)

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1146363051/puremeal-bacteria-killer//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

Almost need Euro Tartary for this…all this needs is a kinda sad version of “Yakkity Sax”

Almost need Euro Tartary for this…all this needs is a kinda sad version of “Yakkity Sax”

Basically they took his dog because he was Romani, and they said Romani eat dogs.

OOPS Puppy was given to him by kindly woman after his 17 yr old dog died.

Oh activists, never change! 

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2015/09/24/15/57/french-animal-rights-group-steals-pleading-homeless-mans-dog-as-shocked-bystanders-watch-on//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

cross-pollinating this wonderful thing into the Tartaryscape.  U WOT TART?

cross-pollinating this wonderful thing into the Tartaryscape.  U WOT TART?

Originally shared by David Black

This has been getting overwhelmingly good feedback – sharing it here for anyone who missed it. More coming soon, I always forget to post to communities so if you want to stay in the loop – feel free to circle me.

#HIVELIFE1979

Can’t decide if this is more POPTART or something else, but the “Celebrity General” post made me think about this.

Can’t decide if this is more POPTART or something else, but the “Celebrity General” post made me think about this.  Somehow the notion of Click-Farming EXP/Levels just tickles the shit out of me.  

Like, you don’t raise levels based on your own accomplishments…it’s based on the external perception of those accomplishments, as illustrated by the number of LIKES on your Character Sheet Tartbook©™® Profile.

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/121551/bot-bubble-click-farms-have-inflated-social-media-currency//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

In college, corporations get college kids to market to other college kids, and they love it!

In college, corporations get college kids to market to other college kids, and they love it!  College, ladies and gentlemen.  Ours has a rec center with a lazy river, and apparently it’s a HUGE DRAW.  Not enough classrooms in Liberal Arts, no money for Fine Arts, but damned if we don’t have one hell of a theme park!

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/11/business/at-colleges-the-marketers-are-everywhere.html?scp=1&sq=college+marketing&st=cse&_r=0//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js

It occurred to me the other day that after visiting the Ropa warehouses along the border of Texas years ago, these…

It occurred to me the other day that after visiting the Ropa warehouses along the border of Texas years ago, these things would make great equipment shops.  Like, you go in and maybe just get some random garbage and that’s your starting gear then “NEXT!” they toss you out on your ass.

MY EQUPMENT FOR “”ADVENTURING””:

* ball of aluminum foil

* half tube of hemorrhoid cream

* neon green half-shirt that says “Where’s the Beef?”

* cracked bike hemet for child; says “Princess” on back

http://www.a1liberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image.jpg//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js