Underspecified monsters:
– Reverse Chimaera.
– Chimaera Kimono Camaro Calamaro.
– Asnovore.
– Draconic Jellyfish.
– Babadoc.
…
Underspecified monsters:
– Reverse Chimaera.
– Chimaera Kimono Camaro Calamaro.
– Asnovore.
– Draconic Jellyfish.
– Babadoc.
…
Mantiperiphery
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Reverse Phoenix
Reverse Dragon
Antipushmipullyou (cf. Reverse Girafarig)
Antizombie
Reverse Ghost
Kashic Wizard
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Unblinking Dog
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Ha Ha Bear
Inverse Centaur
Arch Pudding
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I imagine the Arch Pudding being very snide and superior. While still being squishy.
Inverse Satyr
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Lurker Over There
Displaced Beast
Umber Loaf
Non-Otyugh
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Giygas: you cannot specify the true form of his attack! youtube.com – Earthbound Remastered: Giygas Theme [You Can´t Run]
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Flamonge
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Roger Giner-Sorolla
dysplasia beats
Displays yer beast
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Fearsome Monster
zenopusarchives.blogspot.com – Fearsome Monsters
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Adamantium Jelly
Inconceivable Beetle
Spectator Spore
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Smurfs youtube.com – Mammals | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
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oh man I love the Fearsome Monsters Zach H
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Thx! Another thought…the Grue from the Infocom games (Zork etc) is a prototypical underspecified monster
en.wikipedia.org – Grue (monster) – Wikipedia
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absolutely. Ditto the Jabberwock, Snark and Boojum!
…also The Beast in the Book of Revelation, which has highly specific numbers of physical features and a function but no obvious motivations or modes of engagement.
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Minolago
Minokalam
Minostreum
Minorhino (body of a man, head of a nose)
And obviously the Minolopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon but I don’t know if that really counts as underspecified.
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The Defier of Exegesis
or perhaps better The Defiler of Exegesis
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I think I’m generating a monster list for a new setting The Undescribing Lands
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I’m not willing to state whether this table is truly random.
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Cave Cruller – a species in a previously undescribed pastry-based genus of the “clean-up crew”. Another is the dread chimeric Cronut.
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don’t touch the Boston Creme!
(actually that’s just good life advice)
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The-saurus
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I think Benni, Borges and Serafini worked on this monster book.
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The deifier of exegesis
The Flyer of exegesis
The Flayer of exegesis
The Gazebo (which obviously originally was a beholder… Because gaze)
The invisible stalker
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Demon, Noble
Demon, Type O
Devil, In the Detail
Done Pudding
Dragon, Of a Different Color
Dragon, Half-Dragon Dragon
Dragon, That Color Everybody Sees Differently
Giant, Generic
Giant, (Otherwise Unspecified)
Golem, Miscellaneous
Golem, McDonald’s Hamburger Ingredients (Then again, maybe it’s better left underspecified…)
Golem, Page Filler
Old Hag
Schrodinger Beast
Swallow, Unladen
Where wolf
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Halfling (WTF is it a half of?)
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Gelatinous Polyhedron
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So Monster, Much Fearsome – the Doge
en.wikipedia.org – Doge (meme) – Wikipedia
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Richard G Or the Creme Bulette
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mmmm Creme Bulette.
I can never get fuel for my little blowtorch, though.
Whenever I start thinking about Gelatinous Platonic Solids I get distracted by Black Pudding. Which properly should be classified with the Sausages.
thus:
Black Pudding
White Pudding
Hog’s Pudding
Chorizo
Haggis
…and Chris P.’s mercifully mysterious McDonald’s Golem.
Old McDonald had a farm (EIEIO)
But now there’s only bones and deep trenches in the soil (IA IA OUOUGH)
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I think we have stuff for the next four inktobers
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Undescribable horror
Untold riches, mimic
Unspeakable secret, memetic disease
Unadulterated flumph
Ulfire (template)
Also Richard forgot that the proper name is:
Haggis, Chieftain o’ the Pudding-Race
And also:
Cicciolo (pudding-least)
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Visible stalker
Kobald
Kobold, Paladin
Kobold,
ly GoKoitalicKocompressedKosmallcapKoregularMule, MoscowBloody Mary
Man, Aviator
Man, -hattan
Man, Negroni ( removed after the first edition because terribly racist )
Man, -handle
Man, -hole (removed in the naughties because of gay panic)
Go-blin
Gobblin’
Bogroll
Boglin
Boggoblin
Hobgobhobgob…hobgoblin
Snotling
Snoring
Doggonit
DOGGO
DOGGO, GOOD
DOGGO, QUESTING (to find who’s a GOOD DOGGO)
DOGGO, LEAST – DOGGERINO
DOGGO-KIN – FLOOF
Meatball-kin, Boulette
Zombie, Process
Zombie, Rob
Gnole
Driver, Backseat
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Stupid layout
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and hemogoblin, I forgot
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UNDERSPECIFIEND FOILO
Githcommie
Githgringo
Eye of Flear and Fame
Grimdarks of the Underlock
Slumph
Crypt Object
Carbaunt
Revenuncle
Reenchanter
Wisenheimer
Sopranodaemon
Eyelet Horror
Mace Mollusk
Disenveloper
Caryatid Row
Throat Lich
Fan of Kyuss
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Githgringo reminds me that Season 3 of Narcos is right back on form after a clumsy first episode.
DEA zealot
CIA flak
One Honorable General (1-3 hinged, 4-6 unhinged)
Angry but Ill-informed Ambassador
….I’m tempted to write a version 2 of Braunstein 4.
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Indescri-babbler – another for the Unfriend Folio
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Adherent
Adhesive
Al Gore-Roid
A Cherry Tree
Asshole Searcher- when they give you the full cavity search
Bat, Old
Bookie
Denizen
Disenchanted
Dis Enchanter
Dragon, Disoriented
Elemental Princes of Bel Air
Developer
FLAILSNAILS
Githyankee
Githwanker
Gith Aren’t I?
Magnesium phosphate
Messed up Daemon
Necrophiliac
No Can’t Daemon
Renter
Sandbag
Screaming Relative
Sheet Bull
Skeleton Hurrier
Slaad, Blue Plate Special
Snyde
Son of KISS
Stunned Jelly
Tabaxidermy
Tantamount
Trilogy
Troll, Internet
Unemployed
Urchin, Street
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Liking tropes:
Were-bare
Were-bore
Were-right
Were-taiga
Were-woof
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Ami-rite
Ami-bare
Ino-kung-fu
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