41 thoughts on “Underspecified monsters:

  1. absolutely. Ditto the Jabberwock, Snark and Boojum!

    …also The Beast in the Book of Revelation, which has highly specific numbers of physical features and a function but no obvious motivations or modes of engagement.

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  2. Minolago

    Minokalam

    Minostreum

    Minorhino (body of a man, head of a nose)

    And obviously the Minolopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon but I don’t know if that really counts as underspecified.

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  3. Demon, Noble

    Demon, Type O

    Devil, In the Detail

    Done Pudding

    Dragon, Of a Different Color

    Dragon, Half-Dragon Dragon

    Dragon, That Color Everybody Sees Differently

    Giant, Generic

    Giant, (Otherwise Unspecified)

    Golem, Miscellaneous

    Golem, McDonald’s Hamburger Ingredients (Then again, maybe it’s better left underspecified…)

    Golem, Page Filler

    Old Hag

    Schrodinger Beast

    Swallow, Unladen

    Where wolf

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  4. mmmm Creme Bulette.

    I can never get fuel for my little blowtorch, though.

    Whenever I start thinking about Gelatinous Platonic Solids I get distracted by Black Pudding. Which properly should be classified with the Sausages.

    thus:

    Black Pudding

    White Pudding

    Hog’s Pudding

    Chorizo

    Haggis

    …and Chris P.’s mercifully mysterious McDonald’s Golem.

    Old McDonald had a farm (EIEIO)

    But now there’s only bones and deep trenches in the soil (IA IA OUOUGH)

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  5. Undescribable horror

    Untold riches, mimic

    Unspeakable secret, memetic disease

    Unadulterated flumph

    Ulfire (template)

    Also Richard forgot that the proper name is:

    Haggis, Chieftain o’ the Pudding-Race

    And also:

    Cicciolo (pudding-least)

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  6. Visible stalker

    Kobald

    Kobold, Paladin

    Kobold, ly Go

    Koitalic

    Kocompressed

    Kosmallcap

    Koregular

    Mule, Moscow

    Bloody Mary

    Man, Aviator

    Man, -hattan

    Man, Negroni ( removed after the first edition because terribly racist )

    Man, -handle

    Man, -hole (removed in the naughties because of gay panic)

    Go-blin

    Gobblin’

    Bogroll

    Boglin

    Boggoblin

    Hobgobhobgob…hobgoblin

    Snotling

    Snoring

    Doggonit

    DOGGO

    DOGGO, GOOD

    DOGGO, QUESTING (to find who’s a GOOD DOGGO)

    DOGGO, LEAST – DOGGERINO

    DOGGO-KIN – FLOOF

    Meatball-kin, Boulette

    Zombie, Process

    Zombie, Rob

    Gnole

    Driver, Backseat

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  7. UNDERSPECIFIEND FOILO

    Githcommie

    Githgringo

    Eye of Flear and Fame

    Grimdarks of the Underlock

    Slumph

    Crypt Object

    Carbaunt

    Revenuncle

    Reenchanter

    Wisenheimer

    Sopranodaemon

    Eyelet Horror

    Mace Mollusk

    Disenveloper

    Caryatid Row

    Throat Lich

    Fan of Kyuss

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  8. Githgringo reminds me that Season 3 of Narcos is right back on form after a clumsy first episode.

    DEA zealot

    CIA flak

    One Honorable General (1-3 hinged, 4-6 unhinged)

    Angry but Ill-informed Ambassador

    ….I’m tempted to write a version 2 of Braunstein 4.

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  9. Adherent

    Adhesive

    Al Gore-Roid

    A Cherry Tree

    Asshole Searcher- when they give you the full cavity search

    Bat, Old

    Bookie

    Denizen

    Disenchanted

    Dis Enchanter

    Dragon, Disoriented

    Elemental Princes of Bel Air

    Developer

    FLAILSNAILS

    Githyankee

    Githwanker

    Gith Aren’t I?

    Magnesium phosphate

    Messed up Daemon

    Necrophiliac

    No Can’t Daemon

    Renter

    Sandbag

    Screaming Relative

    Sheet Bull

    Skeleton Hurrier

    Slaad, Blue Plate Special

    Snyde

    Son of KISS

    Stunned Jelly

    Tabaxidermy

    Tantamount

    Trilogy

    Troll, Internet

    Unemployed

    Urchin, Street

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